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# Peter.
I am writing a Mills & Boon novel and I'm looking for a romantic euphamism for the vagina. My friend Frank says 'growler' is perfectly acceptable. Do you agree or could you suggest an alternative?
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# 'Janet'
wins every time.
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# Thanks but I've used 'snapper' now.
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# Cackle monster
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# Hairy Jeff
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# I knew someone called Janet
she looked like a discarded Jack o'lantern that was carved by a blind lunatic with a plastic ruler and then been left in a warm cupboard for a week.
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# cock scarer
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# Hippo's Yawn
Or (courtesy of ED) I've always liked "Penis eating hate tunnel".
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