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# Peter Serafinowicz interview
seeing as the Richard Herring interview went well I figured I'd do another. This time Peter Serafinowicz has agreed to a B3ta grilling - stick your questions on this thread please.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Talk --->

Now FP my Meme-Bus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you all....
MY VERY FIRST FP!

* Crys a little...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# All it takes is asking rob upfront?
I wish I'd have known that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# well I'd have probably done it anyway
as mostly I just scroll down the popular page looking for stuff I like

THE SECRET IS OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks Rob...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Can I have an FP please, Mr. Rob sir?
And if I give you a free T-shirt can I get a linky in the newsletter? :)

/has no problems with bribery
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# it is really fucking impressive :D
your paper cut out bus design as well..?

go team first fp being a paper cut out :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# That's horrifying.
and great at the same time...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# yeah I feel the disembodied hands do add a vague level of sinister to it
it's like Glitter's died and come back as a low rent ghost special effect.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Nice work
Lucky it wasn't raining in your pic....
;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Peter, do some impressions.
What do you mean it's a text interview? You're obviously not as good at impressions as you claim!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Peter
When did you change your name from "Peter Serafinowicz" to "Peter Serafinovich" and why?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# or
Why is your voice so deep? I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# furthermore
It's possible you get asked this a lot, but could you please tell Simon Pegg to stop thinking he's Hollywood and make some more Spaced please? I'm tired of waiting for a third series. I will hold you responsible for any mass murders that happen as a result of this delay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not sure if I want any more.
It's pretty well wrapped up as it is. More of something else that's excellent, please.

edit: Or more 99p Challenge. I'd settle for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
This^

It's awesome as it is. Any more series and it would end up like Lost or 24. And they are *shit*
(AcidicHaddock Stinking up the place, on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# oh yeah
fixed - duh - his name is Polish I think. I can never remember how to spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# sorry
just being a git
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Chrzcerofinowichrzc
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Only if you promise not to put question marks at the end of a statement and blame me for it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Which is the largest wild animal you confidently think you could beat in a fight over scraps of food?
Keeping in mind that in this scenario civilisation has collapsed and you're fighting for your very survival. And yes, you are allowed to use a makeshift weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Out of everything, what is your favourite?
Out of everything else, what is your worst?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# What does "what is your worst" mean, Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# It's the opposite of "what is your favourite?"
Have you never spoken to a 6 year old before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# But worst isn't the opposite of favourite, bro.
I think you might want "least favourite"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I want what I chose.
It's an adaption of "my favourite and my best"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What happened between Look around you and your own sketch series that made you loose your funny?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Are you fucking tired of Star Wars questions?
and what's your favourite Darth Maul memory?

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I was going to ask "What preparation did you have to do to get into character for reading the Darth Maul lines?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# HaHa
Love the little tesco bag. :)
(Banjo Legs, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# What would you rather:
One finger and a thumb on both hands, or four fingers and no thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Am I allowed
One finger and a thumb on the left hand but 4 fingers on the right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Did I arks you?
Was his second series rejection at the BBC like Alan Partridge's?
Was there cheese involved?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Peter.
What do you propose to do about the oil spillage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Once you've washed your t-shirts, do you hang them and fold them once dry, or dry them and iron them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Who the fuck irons
tshirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# And underwear...
Do you iron your pants?

Also, what's the difference between a duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Who would win in a fight, Patrick Stewart, or James Corden?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Dear Peter,
can I please have your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# :D
Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Quick trip to WIkiP
Her!! You must have done her with and used the Darth Maul - come on have ya?
(waxdart hello., Sun 20 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Strawberry or Lemon Bonbonbonbons?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ...have you tried Vimto flavoured ones too? I find them very moreish :D
(I helped save b3ta! tubbylittletitwitch ... is still trying to drop a twatting norfleet on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# why does it burn when I pee?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# What is your favourite foreign language?
Is it Swahili? WELL THAT'S NOT MINE! I like Turkish.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I like Swahili clocks
they're better.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Is Pele the best character you've ever played?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Would you rather have an intimate encounter with a mermaid whose top half is woman and bottom half fish, or vice versa?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# neither
possibly NSFW -- especially if you work for PETA :: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1255561536/catfishpron.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# inny or outy?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Would you rather be rich or stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# You're thrust backwards in time to an indistinct place and period - do you:
A, attempt not to change anything
B, fuck around - things will probably turn out fine
?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# B - go to page 53
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# a moderator is monitoring this part of the site. Roll two dice. If the number is higher than your luck, turn to page 32, if it is lower, turn to 251.
If you are using a "second account", turn to page 25.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# If you suffered from uncontrollable, rapid hair growth all over your body, how would you deal with it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# A cat has been sick in your hair whilst you sleep,
how do you feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# How do you like your eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# What does Sir Macca think of your impression of him?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# What's worse:
Answering these questions, or getting cat sick in your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# How would you improve the dog?
Let's pretend you're omnipotent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# You wake up to find cat sick in your hair, do you:
A, Poke around at it with your fingers, and give your fingers a bit of a smell
Or
B, Leave it - it probably counts as a haircare product anyway
?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# What do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# can you tell us anything exclusive and amazing about the new Yellow Submarine?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Is it
A: Better to have an uneducated opinion on something and say a lot

or

B: Have an educated opinion on something and say nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# What's your opinion on dry-cleaning shops?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I was in Shaun of the Dead but not on the same day as you so I missed your nude Winchester scenes
Did you go fully buff or was there a little flesh-coloured posing pouch protecting your dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I don't think I was aware of this
I'm going to watch it again just to see if I spot you, then have a celebratory shuftie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I'm actually a continuity blooper
When they set fire to the bar, I'm on both sides of it at once- I've got some screenshots on the laptop at home, I'll have to dig them out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Who's worth following on twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Popbitch are convinced Ringo only did the first series of Thomas The Tank Engine
and the rest are a "voice actor".

Admit it, it's you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# it's michael angelis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# And Pierce Brosnan in 'The Great Discovery'
Thomas and James are racing, racing to the wharf...
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:52, archived)
# How come simon pegg was the lead character in spaced
and you weren't?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Charlie Brooker has been sick in your hair,
is this better or worse than cat sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Whose voice makes *you* go all wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I don't like you
what do you think of this?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Where's the future of comedy, stage, tv, internet or other?
Please explain your answer in a humourous way as if to prove a point.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# My missus goes all wobbly, like Fran in Black Books when you talk
Has this ever happened in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# haha
my missus hates that voice so i annoy her with it from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Is your twitter account a way of engaging with fans or gathering ideas for later use? -Or does it have a life all of its own?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# The look around you music was nice. What music have you recorded lately?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Could you do more stuff please? I'm growing to despise the sight of my television, even when it's off and I believe this to be a direct result of a lack of something resembling decent comedy being on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
What's your b3ta username?
(1.618..., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Have you ever farted in an art gallery and used an amusing voice to mask your identity whilst promptly leaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# When you went all zombie in Shaun of the Dead
Could everyone on set see your manbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10096151
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Yes yes, I know now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Peter.
I am writing a Mills & Boon novel and I'm looking for a romantic euphamism for the vagina. My friend Frank says 'growler' is perfectly acceptable. Do you agree or could you suggest an alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# 'Janet'
wins every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Thanks but I've used 'snapper' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Cackle monster
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hairy Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I knew someone called Janet
she looked like a discarded Jack o'lantern that was carved by a blind lunatic with a plastic ruler and then been left in a warm cupboard for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# cock scarer
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hippo's Yawn
Or (courtesy of ED) I've always liked "Penis eating hate tunnel".
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Who would you most like to boink - Daisy or Twist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# If you had to be a television presenter for the rest of your life but you could only interview enemies of your dad, would you do it?
small caveat: the owner of the television station is your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ahahahahaha
best question ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# This
should be a compulsory question in every Q&A situation.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# If you'd have said grandfather you have been spot on!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Serafinowicz
(waxdart hello., Sun 20 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Which is your favourite Mr Man and what role in society should they have?
i.e. Mr Tickle should be a police man and become the long arm of the law
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Mr Strong's a real square.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Can you ASCII your own face?
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Out of Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright,
who annoyed you the most and who is the tenderest lover?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Which Dictator do you admire most?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# what's it like nobbing sarah alexander?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Peter.
You know those rich blokes off that Dragon's Den? Well as an A list celebrity and probably the best comedy writer around, could you ask them to send me a few bob? kthnksbye x
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I was in a bar in Norway last night and people asked me if I knew Look Around You
and it made me wonder why you've not made anymore, so I'm going to take this opportunity to ask why you've not made anymore given that even Norwegians like it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# You were in a bar in Norway?
your poor, poor wallet...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# It's true, I feel extremely poor
especially as I was drinking imported Paulaner. I've got absolutely no idea what it was costing me but I'd wager it was about £7 a glass. I'd be stunned if it was less and not at all surprised to learn it was £8 a glass.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Your dancing at the start of your show was quite impressive
do you like to dance and what is your favourite style?
Have you tried en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surra_de_Bunda
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Can I have a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Only if it's at Paul's house
(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# If an owl and a pussycat went to sea
do you reckon the owl would eat the pussycat, the pussycat would eat the owl, or the owl would just fly away and the pussycat would sit there looking forlornly at the water and occasionally dipping in a paw to test if it's still wet, and mewing sadly when it finds it still is?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# XD
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# If you were offered a role on Peep Show would you take it and what kind of character would you be?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You were the voice of Darth Maul in Star Wars Episode 1. How did you possibly fit inside Ray Park's mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# And apart form the bleeding obvious...
what was wrong with his voice? Did he have a sore throat? Bad breath or summint?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Do you think there's any strong evidence for f(R) gravity or is it just total bullshit?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# How good are you at Google?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# How much money has your normal voice made for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Who?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# who does your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# How about
Why do you look so much like Christopher Walken?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Fuck,
I never noticed that before. Ask him this, hard
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Does your father look like Christopher Walken?
Have you ever met him? Does he still have a watch shoved up his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# When will there be
another Radio Spiritworld?
(ccc, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Peter, in this hot sunny weather, how can I keep my window open without pigeons invading my privacy and peering at me in my sleep with their beady eyes and horribly deformed feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# My first name is also Peter, but my middle last name is very boring and easy to spell
i am jealous of your names, can you make up a more interesting one like yours please thants?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# If forced at gunpoint, in what order would you shag the Krankies?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# how bloody tall are you anyway?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I read that as
"seeing as the Richard Herring interview went, well I figured I'd do another"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# have you worked with dylan moran recently?
that sitcom thing you did together was ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# have you ever been to bude?
i hear it's quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I have.
It's ok I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# squirrels or tits?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# do you smoke and drink stella artois :D
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(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I heard a rumour that you are hiding Osama Bin Laden in your garden and feeding him nothing but dates.
Is there any truth to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
#
do they know it's christmas time at all?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Is it "wicz" as in "wicz", or "wicz" as in "wicz"?
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# How about changing your surname so this is no longer a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Can you buy me Richard Herrings Book?
Please?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# you often look either really tired or really bored on those panel shows
are you having trouble sleeping?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Or really stoned
Like really, really stoned.

Ask him how stoned he normally is before he goes on a panel show
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# god, he was a mess on 'you have been watching..'
a while back, he looked like he'd just woken up after being asleep on a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# .
How do you think the internet has already effected / will change comedy in the future?
What is your favourite thing you remember seeing on TV in the past that no one has yet uploaded to YouTube?
What is the best joke you have ever seen in an otherwise rubbish TV show?
Which roles have you auditioned for, but didn't get?
Any tricks for coping with writers block (if you ever get it)?
If you got a financially equal offer for a sketch show on TV and for doing sketches for the web, which would you choose?
Are you aware which of your jokes will go down the best before you tell them, or does it sometimes surprise you which are popular and which aren't?





(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I like your joke egg sessions that you do on Twitter. When you ask for words and phrases, what is the most common word that is asked? And have you ever tried to create a joke from a word which ended up going nowhere?
(__, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Is this really you answering these questions,
or is it just your brother who looks alarmingly like you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I need a way to escape from the nuns at Our Lady of the Jumps to Conclusions.
Can you help me?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# What is the answer for 14 across in tomorrow's Guardian Cryptic Crossword?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# How much of you is a Jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Please could you do Frank Spencer?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# How much of your success do you attribute to having a rather deep voice?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# money or your life?
this is a stick-up:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Peter.
I am a stand up comedian. I live quite close to Soham in Cambridgeshire and therefore half my set is unusable locally. It seems they are still a bit touchy about that thing that happened here. Could you suggest something else that the area is famous for I can take the piss out of and avoid having to bring up the rail explosion of 1944.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# :D
This=Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# You have worked in several productions for the BBC. When driving to White City from central London, do you recommend the often crowded Westway, or the more numerously intersectioned Bayswater Road?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# do you sometimes find yourself marvelling at the utter badness of modern comedy shows
and ponder whistfully to yourself about the incomprehensible sequence of events that could have allowed them to be made?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# You've boarded the wrong train
and by the time you've realised, you're standing on a desolate and forlorn railway platform in Hull.

What's all that about then?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I've never a knack to do accents and voices
got any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Is it true you like American things now?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# How do you pronounce your name?
Is it PEE-TUR?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Also if I met you in public I would probably forget your real name and call you Dwayne Bensey. Would this offend you?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# You were awesome in Look Around You. Had you ever considered a career in science?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# How did you begin your career as a comedian?
(eyes, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# You seem rather clever, so. . . .
Will string theory ever be able to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity, or will the two always be at odds? Also, is 'string theory' even a decent name for a theory, or is it crap?
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I can't think of a good question, but I'm a massive fan of yourself and Richard Herring.
Please can you ask Graham Linehan to do the next b3ta interview, thus creating the three most awesome b3ta newsletters ever? (Sorry Rob)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# if you blow into a dogs face it doesn't like it..
yet when you take him out in a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

discuss
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# My dog doesn't mind you blowing into his face.
He just looks at you as if you are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# it's because the air out of the car
window doesn't smell like grandpa's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# do you think atheism is a non-prophet organization?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Peter, are there more series of The Peter Serafinowicz Show in the pipeline,
or have the BBC opted for producing more shit telly instead? If there aren't any more to come, do you ever watch literally any of BBC3's output and feel you've been fucked over?
(Rushy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# if you died then came back as a zombie...who would be the first person you'd eat?
and why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# what was your nickname at school?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Brown Sauce or Red Sauce?
(The immortal question.)
(Soured On Beer and given to claims, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Any chance of a
Dark side Sat Nav voice?

Also, Look Around You. Utter brilliance, any more in the pipeline?

As a former Lab Technician, I loved the Look Around You Experiment with the boiled egg, your poor hand as you reached in to the boiling water. That had me in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Pi or Pie, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Hello.
Please could you do more of the Two Dannys? That version of the Ghostbusters theme you did is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Were you aware an anagram of your name is..
A Creepier Fonts Wiz, i feel this could also be an occupation
(Muncee, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Voice over triviagasm
I love, fucking LOVE, smugly telling bastards that Onslow out of Keeping Up Appearances did the voice of Paul McCartney in Yellow Submarine, almost as much as I love spunking out the fact that Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the voice of Shredder in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. Can you top these facts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Can Badgers Swim ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I'm not racist but...
what's your favourite day of the week? I bet it's Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Do you have a joke about Marie Curie?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# What's the point of thread worms that live in your gut and wait until you're asleep before they lay eggs on your arsehole?
What sort of existence is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
#
Did you expect that you'd become so popular on Twitter?
(basstard, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# did you want to do the physical acting of darth maul as well as the voice? would you have kicked anakin skywalker? really hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Peter
What in your mind is scarier?

A dog with a human mouth that follows you around silently for the rest of your life?

Or a dog without any kind of mouth that just pops up occasionaly and tries to bark at you?

and why?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Satisfy my curiosity...
You seem rather too good at playing mean or unpleasant characters. Are you big old bully in real life too?

I bet you are. I bet you used to eat other boys' lunches in front of them.
(gpoulton, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 8:05, archived)
# yeah, true...
did you give Simon Pegg a Chinese burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# the Beatles
they were a popular beat combo from the 1960's) if you could choose the order of their demise, who would go first to last?
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hell
You die and end up in Comedian Hell. What's it like?
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Peter
When working on the critically acclaimed situation comedy, 'hardware', Did you ever steal Reg Holdsdworth's glasses and if so, did he, as I imagine, look like a mole without them on?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# You've just knocked one out.
Do you...

a) Jump in the shower straight away

b) Vaguely wipe your hands and carry on with your daily business.

c) Stroke the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You're a cat
and someone wipes something sticky on you which matts your sleek fur. What do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# If there were another stupid question here
what would your answer be?

Please show your workings in the space provided.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Do we all know your secret shame?
and what are we going to do about it.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Have you ever used your impressions in a place other than the show?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You often seem very chilled out and laid back when appearing on TV panel shows.
How much of this is down to illegal substances? And be honest - it's not like anyone important will ever read this interview.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# In your opinion, who is funnier;
Richard Herring or Stewart Lee?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# What's the greatest idea for a joke/comedy series/character that you've came up with, but been unable to use?
And why weren't you able to use it?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# What's the largest/most useful bodypart you would trade for everlasting fame and success?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# 1) - You're in a car... What is your favourite speed, and why?
2) - Chewits or Fruitella?

3) - You go round your nannas house for some jam sandwiches and Ribena, then you go for a poo. You discover that your granddad has hidden a really naughty hardcore porn mag behind the cistern, do you have a wank over it or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# What is always guaranteed to make you laugh?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# How much would someone have to pay you to change your surname to 'File'?
And where would you like the money transferred to?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# What's the best advice you've ever been given?
Or, alternatively, what advice would you give to the unwashed masses of B3ta?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Which is more important to you; a regular income or artistic integrity?
Keeping in mind the fact you've done ad work in the past...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I once masturbated so ferociously that I almost melted my foreskin... almost!
So with that in mind, how would YOU attempt to break the awkward silence at a funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# England
They really were shit, weren't they?

Will you, like me, be secretly cheering on Slovenia next Wednesday to put the lads out of their misery?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Daddy or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Why the fuck is James Corden on tv so much?
More to the point, why the fuck is he on tv at all?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Who is to blame for modern comedy shows being aimed primarily at the clinically retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Pfft, I can answer that
BBC Three
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ...or even, the majority of all tv made?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Has life ever given you lemons, and if so, did you make lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Which of the comedy panel pseudo-quiz shows is your favourite to appear on?
Oh and why don't they invite you back, do you do something unspeakably terrible in the green room?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# I loved your part in I'm Alan Partridge. What's it like working with such an infamous character?
Do you have any amusing anecdotes from that particular performance?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude, Who are you?
and
Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Think both have been asked before mate
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# ahh yes but last tiem i asked Adam buxton and my question got through
no harm in trying
(see the link in my profile)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# No, I mean they've both been asked before in this thread
See above
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Please give a summary of your life
using the medium of the limerick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Should there be another circle of hell...
...for those who watch the Ricky Gervais show?
(Purple Jonax, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# What should I make for dinner?
Please be quick, I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Good guy or Wank?
* Tom
* Jerry
* The driver of the last taxi you travelled in
* C3PO
* Mr Batchelor (of supernoodles fame)
* George Lucas


...any others?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# You should add
Peter Steraphenarenawitckz to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Have you seen the remake of the TV series "V"
There's a guy in it that looks like you, but with a beard and a comedy Australian tough guy accent.
www.imdb.com/media/rm1594526976/nm0582351
Are there any other films or tv shows you almost appeared in and wished you had?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)
# do you shave on a regular basis
or is it more ad-hoc depending on what work you have on that week?

what kind of razor do you use, cheap bic, gillette mach-eleventy or proper old straight razor?

do you get grumbled at by the missus if you haven't shaved because 'you're all spikey'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Did you think that the scene in Spaced when Simon Pegg freaks out/burns his star wars stuff because of the Phantom Menace was:
A] a valid reaction to George Lucas' besmirching of an important cinematic series?
B] a stupid childish overreaction by someone crediting Star Wars as being more than just kids films?
And was it in the TV show meant to be funny or a serious point? I believe Simon Pegg actually feels anger over it to the point of "George Lucas raped my childhood"TM, which a psychologist would no doubt simply point out was his own refusal to admit that he had put too much importance on a popular but trivial film.
And finally does Simon Pegg hate you for having a part in the phantom menace?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Could you tell
Phantom Menace was going to be shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Not many degrees of seperation but.....
You were in Couples Retreat with Kirsten Bell, who was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Mila Kunis....

Which one would you have?

Sarah Marshall or Mila Kunis?

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Junkies
Was it purely the drug-related content that prevented Junkies being made for TV? I still remember and laugh at Big Al listing his Hepatitis strains or Sal mis-stressing Rolling Stones at least once a week.
(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hulk vs Superman - who wins & why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# You have six kittens and they all died of hair failure, On the same day. Your Birthday.
Would you cry, masturbate, both or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Have you ever smoked Oregano?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Do you think they should leagalise Oregano?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Which would you rather have hit you in the face;
Mike Tyson's fist (at high speed), or Nelson Mandela's old, sweaty ballsack (at any speed)?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Did Simon Pegg lord it over you that he got to blow your brains out in Shaun of the Dead?
and is it a bit weird watching that scene? (as in, "Oh, that's what it would look like if I got shot in the head"...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# What was your favourite "science" from the first series of Look Around You?
Were there any "science" ideas that you liked, but ended up not being used?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I am a fan of pirates
and pirate related thing, what's the best way I can imperonate one to delight the masses with?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Did you ever cop off with Joan Collins - There was definitely some chemistry between you and her on HIGNFY
if so, what were her tits like?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# and did you finger her?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Why wasn't the second series of 'Look Around You' not nearly any less rubbish than the first?
And if you had to do a third series, what genre of show would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# How can you not like the first series of Look Around You?
Its genius. Although I suppose you have to be of a certain age...

The Iron episode is probably my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Driver Dan
Does Driver Dan do requests and can we expect any Jeffrey Archer books in the next series?
(bluehamster, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Re: That Hot Chip video you apparently directed
If you could destroy just one boy band with energy flowing from your gaping mouth - which would it be and whyyyyyy?

I will accept a pick and mix answer of 4-5 assorted boy band members.
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I have a box
I put two kittens in the box
I take out one kitten and put in a cauliflower
I put in two more cauliflowers, remove the kitten and add a canary
The canary flies out again, so I put broccoli in the box, take out a cauliflower and throw it as far as I can.
I put the kitten in the box, take all the vegetables out and make a soup.

Where did you put my lithium?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hi Peter
1. Do you think of yourself as an actor, a comedian, or a comic actor?

2. If you got offered a contract for a year or more in a soap ('Stenders, Corrie or Emmerdale), would you take it, even though it meant your subsequnt career was limited to short run West End musicals, dressing up like a tinfoil condom in Hole in the Wall, and identikit roles in other soaps?

3. What "proper" job do your parents still secretly hope you'll get?

4. How come you've never really prospered in British telly the way transparently less talented people like - say - Vernon Kaye have?

5. What is the most salacious showbiz gossip you've ever been privy to?

6. Do you find yourself competing for lots of the same jobs with Simon Greenall? (and if you do, can you ask him if he'll do the next next b3ta interview when you see him please?)
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Geoff off Byker Grove; Tom Selleck; Salvador Dali; Tosh off The Bill.
Who has the most glorious moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# what about Suchet as Poirot?
And Jimmy Edwards
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Both excellent moustaches
I also forgot Merv Hughes and Dick Strawbridge off Scrapheap Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# and the bald guy from Mythbusters
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
#
Dwayne Benzy was funny. Was Darth Maul funnier? ALSO why didn't you use Dwayne's voice for Pete in Shaun of the DEad?
(scarydylan has lost his scare :(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
#
Why was Internet Ham from your sketch show so funny?
(scarydylan has lost his scare :(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Have you ever
put all your underwear on at once and strutted about the room as if you had a really fat arse?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Hello Peter - I'm rather late with these questions,
and I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't read this far, but here goes:

Has your ability to do impressions ever got you into trouble, or saved you from a difficult situation? (like getting into a fight at school, say...)

Your pastiche of 70s and 80s science programmes was affectionate and hilariously accurate. Which presenters from those eras would you like to see back on the telly?

If you could re-make any film in another style, which film would you choose and how would you change it?

Yours hopefully,

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# How many times
do I have to ask you Peter? Hot Jon?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hot Chip vid
Did Hot Chip approach you to make their vid? Or did you seek them out?

Do you feel guilty for fooling so many American teenagers that the 'I Feel Better' vid was really for a plastic boy band?

Who the hell was brave enough to sign off on the idea? Did you cast whatshisface (awesome casting btw) in the lead before pitching the concept? Or did some madman just take a wild punt and come away proved right?

What was your production schedule and budget?
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# As Peter Serafinowicz awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself in his bed transformed into a gigantic insect
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# how much has having a bit of a silly foreign second name helped your career?
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Have you and South Park Studios ever discussed a posible return of Darth Chef?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Sadly, Frank Sidebottom died this morning.
How much of a loss is he to the comedy circuit.

Have you ever considered offering to take over the mantle of the No 1 plaster-of-paris mask wearing comedian in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Is there any utensil in the world greater than the spork?
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Canned Laughter
How did you feel when the Beeb put canned laughter on your show during the re-runs? For me, it was them basically admitting they had no fucking idea what comedy meant anymore and suggested they never 'got' your show in the first place. Personally, I was in tears first time I watched it. Genius stuff. x
(The Moop, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
#
What's the best bad spelling/pronunciation you've had for your surname?
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# BAFTAS
We were both at the Video Game BAFTAS a few years back and I was perving your ass something chronic. Since learned you're straight (boo), but did you notice me? Did you? did you, eh? Say you did!
(The Moop, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Have you ever considered cashing it all in
and going to live like a king in some godforsaken hell-hole of a country?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# If you were a Nineteenth Century Circus freak, what would be your freakish power?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Running Wilde
Is Running Wilde going to be good? I've seen the clip of you on the tiny horse which is very funny, but the non-you-on-a-tiny-horse clips online are a bit weak.
(vertigo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# why is there no new series of the Peter Serafinowics show?
i really enjoyed the first series and id love to see more
(Tappity is touching your inner child, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Who are you unable to impersonate successfully, but wish you could?
(JackB, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# The world is about to end
and a 'space-ark' has been built which can hold every person on Earth except for 4 people. You are given the task of choosing which 4 stay behind.

Who would you pick?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# How long is your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Cats or dogs...and which one tastes better?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic
In Black Books your reading of the shipping forecast had quite a profound effect on Fran, would you do it for real if they asked, or is there some other british institution you'd prefer to sneak onto in character?
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Does Peter think that the Phantom Menace would have been better
if he'd done all the other characters voices too?

Especially Anakin and Jar Jar...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hi Peter
Would you consider joining your brother-in-law Graham Lineham with your wife Sarah on a sitcom show? I think that would be great.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Mr S
My wife fancies you, or your voice at least. her gussets would moisten noticeably if you would be good enough to record yoursefl saying her name (louise) in the manner of your saying "Fran" in that episode of black books.
(Daoloth, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Does Peter Serafinowicz tie a neater hair thin weavers hitch?
I imagine he’s all fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# You have a very unusual name
but amazingly, I know somebody with the same name - Peter Wilkinson... do you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)
# If you could punch any animal in the zoo, what would it be?
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Me? I would have thought you'd prefer to ask Mr Serafinowicz.
Now you mention it, I'd punch my neighbour's cat (although I don't know why I should treat it to a day out at the zoo first).
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# It's Wednesday
more than likely this question is going to get ignored but fuck it.

I get the impression that television people don't get your sense of humour? You can defend them if you want.


Sometimes you look like Bernard Bresslaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# If you killed James Corden (as I imagine you'd like to, who doesn't)
Would you:

A. Bury his bloated corpse in the garden

B. Leave it on a beach for greenpeace to find, they would of course
assume it was the bizarre mutant offspring of Chris Moyles and a
whale.

C: Maybe not kill him completely as murder is a bit naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Describe for us
your favourite item of clothing.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# if you pass a log in the forest
do you count the rings or wipe your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
#
Why aren't you following me? I had valid reasons during the follower increase. I cut off my legs to loose the weight you didn't require.
(patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club:, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# More Butterfield
At work the Butterfield sketch from your Show has become something of a staple, if ever we need a bit of cheering up we whack on some Butterfield. Are we likely to see any more of him?
(darkmavis86, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Have you ever eaten the ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# One episode of Look Around You featured computer game animations made by B3tans.
Would you consider commissioning any more work from us?
We'd do it for free, just to get on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Id want paying
in gold dabloons.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Can you butter a butterwug...
Or should you touch it’s little shmoo? Keep the answer fresh but go easy on the curb
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# the anguish
There is a sketch in which you play one half of a couple who never argues. They are at a dinner party with Eddie out of how not to live your life and his missus.

At one point you go to the window and let out the best "Fucking Hell!" I have ever heard anywhere (and I have seen aeroplanes crash).

Where did you draw it from?

(bellboy last hit the tit on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Why aren't you more scouse?
Scouse is gerr-eight
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
# What was your nickname at school
and did you ever punch anyone for using it?
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# 3D Telly
Will the added dimension make American comedy funny to non-Americans?
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)