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# Dexter is hunting me like a wounded zebra

grass from kenya not real.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Just don't let him get a clear shot at your throat and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# haha
he goes streamline when he's about to attack. Look at his ears he flattens them, haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Are you still alive?
'cos he's going to eat your bwains.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# About a second before they actually attack their eyes suddenly dilate completely.
Cats are fucking awesome creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# For arrangedletters.

Battle Royale
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :D
aaah i was hoping you'd include the subtitles :(

still woo though :)

edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# aaaw kitty..
aaargh?! no bad kitty.. you let go of my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# 5p on Dexter to win
Dexter looks quite sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# He has a world map under there
and a doomsday weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I fear Dexter may lose once I tell you his secret weakness.
Layzorz.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Looks like he's sitting on your legs...
with his butt on your feet...
watching you flash your ginger pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ban this sisck flith
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# ^This
Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# if I was going to be hunted by an african mammal
I'd probably choose a wounded zebra ;)

and hoorah for dexter, he looks skill!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:04, archived)
# did he win the catfood compo?
I voted for him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# ha its not decided until
september!!!! :O he's still on the popular pages though
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# You got artificial grass from Kenya?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)