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[challenge entry]



From the Richard Littlejohn challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# balloon bastards!!

I demand some kind of internet hate campaign
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# i shall be twisting the bastard into all sorts of shapes this weekend
for a birthday party.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# remember the rule

long balloons must always be accompanied by two round ones
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Sodding Magnets!

Magnets Balloons
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I would call the balloon a cunt (or a cloaca),
but perhaps it would be more effective for me to give a reasoned argument as to why I dislike balloons and why I don't agree with anything they stand for. I would refer to evidence contrary to the standpoint of balloons, employing my intellect to perhaps sway fans of balloons that I am perhaps most likely to be correct, and that balloons are wrong. Through reasoned, supported arguments against balloons, a situation would arise at which balloons would find it difficult to defend themselves and this may cause balloons to lose support, temper their balloonishness, or explode in rage. If I were to simply call the balloon a "cunt", or similar, then the balloon could cry about being bullied by internet people, look like a victim, the fans of the balloon would be equally outraged and defensive, then everything would be forgotten about, the balloons having successfully defended themselves and moved on.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# CLOAKA!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# compo it
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)