From the Richard Littlejohn challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)
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balloon bastards!!
I demand some kind of internet hate campaign
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:47,
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I demand some kind of internet hate campaign
i shall be twisting the bastard into all sorts of shapes this weekend
for a birthday party.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:54,
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remember the rule
long balloons must always be accompanied by two round ones
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:55,
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long balloons must always be accompanied by two round ones
I would call the balloon a cunt (or a cloaca),
but perhaps it would be more effective for me to give a reasoned argument as to why I dislike balloons and why I don't agree with anything they stand for. I would refer to evidence contrary to the standpoint of balloons, employing my intellect to perhaps sway fans of balloons that I am perhaps most likely to be correct, and that balloons are wrong. Through reasoned, supported arguments against balloons, a situation would arise at which balloons would find it difficult to defend themselves and this may cause balloons to lose support, temper their balloonishness, or explode in rage. If I were to simply call the balloon a "cunt", or similar, then the balloon could cry about being bullied by internet people, look like a victim, the fans of the balloon would be equally outraged and defensive, then everything would be forgotten about, the balloons having successfully defended themselves and moved on.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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