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# yay
I've just found our road

*looks for house*

*edit* This is me - crikey - it was a while ago - the drive is tidy and I've sold the gold Hyundai
oops

sorry - code copying borked..
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# er, forbes
that's my house!
WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha I now know your full postal address
*sends stuff through the post*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels.
I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.

another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# yesterday
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# put the kettle on then
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# err if that is your address (or his)
i'd recommend that it get taken off here. i'm not sure i'd trust all and sundry on b3ta with my address
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yes
I kinda noticed he removed the link and substituted with image - somehow the url retained his details when I found my domesticile

oops - code error

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# by 'code' you mean 'bilbobaileybarneybobs' don't you?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# yes
:)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Arrivederci, spaghetti-ohs.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# by 'all and sundry' you mean you don't you?
no dismembered body parts please, unless they are edible
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)