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# I'm telling your mum:O
'ningles all. I'm quite literally fit to drop. No sleep, 12 hour shift, tons of errands to do and had to deal with a load of 'Merkins who seemed to think I should have waited round for six hours after work to check them in and were astonished when, as they hadn't tirned up for the first day of their booking, I didn't keep the rest for them.

They did the standard, 'it's illegal', 'I have rights', 'I'll sue' before I couldn't resist adding after they finished, 'If you're pissed off now you'll really be pissed off when you see that I've charged your credit card for the first night.':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# i imagine you then booting them out of the establishment
Looney Tunes style with their arses skidding along the road.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Naaa. Just buggered off and left them to figure it out for themselves.
They were those types of people that think if something isn't to their liking that there must be a law against it.
So the fact that they didn't the first line of a webpage that is in big capital letter saying, 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONES OFR STAYING' followed by, 'Check in times from 11am to 10pm only.' means that therefore by law they can check in at whatever time they like.

EDIT: OK now customers are just screwing with my head. One just walked in to tell me they couldn't get into the kitchen as the door was closed. I had to tell them to get in they had to open it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha an opening door, what a novel idea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Gives you the perfect opportunity to change into your superhero costume
"Door Opener to the rescue!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Still laffing at Jeremy on Google Streets :)
I NEED A POO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# And the International award for stating the stupidly obvious goes to
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I know
"...for a moment there, I thought IronBru had finally cracked gene-splicing."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
poor horse....I swear that if she ever visited Ascot she'd be put down by a vet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Nah
He'd stroke her mane and feed her carrots and apples...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I can now not look at a picture of her without thinking I NEED A POO

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# dammit!
Now I need a poo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# "IT'S ILLEAGAL!"
the instant chant of entitlement whores worldwide
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I don't know about that.
Some things really are illegal. Not this, obviously. But some things.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)