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# ...

...i got nothing!
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Choose samsara..
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I'm telling your mum:O
'ningles all. I'm quite literally fit to drop. No sleep, 12 hour shift, tons of errands to do and had to deal with a load of 'Merkins who seemed to think I should have waited round for six hours after work to check them in and were astonished when, as they hadn't tirned up for the first day of their booking, I didn't keep the rest for them.

They did the standard, 'it's illegal', 'I have rights', 'I'll sue' before I couldn't resist adding after they finished, 'If you're pissed off now you'll really be pissed off when you see that I've charged your credit card for the first night.':P
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# i imagine you then booting them out of the establishment
Looney Tunes style with their arses skidding along the road.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Naaa. Just buggered off and left them to figure it out for themselves.
They were those types of people that think if something isn't to their liking that there must be a law against it.
So the fact that they didn't the first line of a webpage that is in big capital letter saying, 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONES OFR STAYING' followed by, 'Check in times from 11am to 10pm only.' means that therefore by law they can check in at whatever time they like.

EDIT: OK now customers are just screwing with my head. One just walked in to tell me they couldn't get into the kitchen as the door was closed. I had to tell them to get in they had to open it.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha an opening door, what a novel idea

(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Gives you the perfect opportunity to change into your superhero costume
"Door Opener to the rescue!"
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Still laffing at Jeremy on Google Streets :)
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# And the International award for stating the stupidly obvious goes to
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I know
"...for a moment there, I thought IronBru had finally cracked gene-splicing."
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
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(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
poor horse....I swear that if she ever visited Ascot she'd be put down by a vet.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Nah
He'd stroke her mane and feed her carrots and apples...
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I can now not look at a picture of her without thinking I NEED A POO

(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# dammit!
Now I need a poo!
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# "IT'S ILLEAGAL!"
the instant chant of entitlement whores worldwide
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I don't know about that.
Some things really are illegal. Not this, obviously. But some things.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Morning!
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hurro!
:)
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# FAYKE

no beard ;)
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)