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# It's a proven fact...
...that bearded men are much more attractive to women and virile.

hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)
# and they are more likely to
suffer from a stroke.
according to scientists
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)
# I had a stroke twenty minutes ago
and apart from the wooziness I have suffered no ill effects.
Other than typing this with my left hand as my right arm is as much use as Pamela Anderson on a Boggle team.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)
# can I
have a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Wait ten minutes
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ten minutes?
I'll be breastfeeding then...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I believe it was the Onion that pointed out that
a fifth of jack daniels and a couple of aspirin greatly reduces awareness of heart attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I'm with you on that
and am fully willing to undergo field testing if needs be.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)
# of the edinb3tans out last week
the bearded ones were among the most attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I would normally take that as a compliment....
...but when you see the bunch of ugly bastards we were out with, it doesn't mean that much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)
# besides...
...the Discokingpin brings the attractiveness average up for the beardy side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# that's what you get
for sitting next to transhcanglam : )

did you see my pics? I posted the link this morning, before ntl went tits up and cut off my interweb access and tv for four fucking hours SEETHE
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Oh... I didn't see them...
*delves back into spazz*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)
# here
www.jadeviper.org/290303a.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Ha ha...
I had found them anyway! I'm always wary when someone else has a camera with them - I like to be the one holding the incriminating evidence, but I seem to have gotten away with it.

I love the making of photos btw - the cake decorations were awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# I loved making them
the only tool I had was a butterknife, and there were only three colours of food colouring too. Well chuffed with myself I was : )

the only real pic I had of you was when you were trying to take a pic of me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)