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# A better mousetrap...
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Mouse takes cheese, sits down to read book, dies of boredom?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# If that's what it takes.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Poor meeces!
Wasn't this a compo, way back in the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# So it was.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mousetrap/

Only 2 years late.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Also: Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Better?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# A-ha! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Dear tacpprm
I believe I have caught my bollocks in your mouse trap.

Barrymore (my left nad) thinks he's a mouse and Boon (the right one) isn't one for telling his brother to not do something stupid, all of which has left me in quite a pickle. Please send assistance, or at least some more cheese.

yours wincingly,
lazygamer
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next
to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and
he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
# wailaapoyd?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# the world should now, by all accounts, be beating a path to your door.
put the kettle on, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I forgot to patent it
so they will all be making their own now.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# that'll teach you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Haha! That looks like quite heavy reading.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Book'm Dano !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# all i can hear in my mind now
is william sadler saying that in bill & ted's bogus journey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I like the way it gets squashed onto a chopping board.
Ready for you to slice it up and pit it in your sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# yay is it mousetrap time?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Yup, everything seems to be in order here.
I'm definitely in favour of musical mouse traps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)