b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 1011453 (Thread)

Look at my lovely big thick:

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

well it's certainly a coversation piece

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

haw haw

that's a goodun'

(

Koogas, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'm sure those trophy designers knew what they were doing

designing a Women's golfing trophy to look like that.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

you get a large glass cock

if you get in the holes fast... nothing sexual about that

(

Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

Your donation icon

adds a whole extra level to that.

(

Jimmeh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

what on earth is

a coverstation?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

the coverstation

is where spys meet to exchange inmorfation

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

do they all look like

massive schlongs?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

well would you ever think to look

in a giant glass phallus for spies?

(

Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

probably not

but mainly cos I'd be in fits of laughter outside

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

I've seen that before.

sorry

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

Bugger...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

i've written a resignation letter

and i'm going to hand it in tomorrow. i'm only going to have to work this saturday and next.

this am a good thing, especially given that my job is shit.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

and now the weathers nice it's no good being in a shop all Saturday

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

i'm sixteen fucking years old

i don't want to get up at half four on a saturday morning.

and it's a shit job.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

You're doing the right thing.

I bet.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

it's a bet

i'm willing to take

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

if you really want to feel bad,

my friend was just offered a $60,000 a year job by IBM and he's only a freshman in college.
i'm lucky if i make $1000 this summer. work sucks.

(

Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

Find a job you really love and you'll never work a day in your life...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Do something you really love as a job

and you'll soon learn to resent it.

(

Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

i'm sixteen

i don't actually need money.

i think i may end up as a shelfstacker at the waitrose down the road. again, a shit job, but still much better.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

and maybe

you'll make $59001 in the rest of the year, and you can beat him.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

bah

I'm at work for 4 hours tomorrow.
4 hours too long IMO especially seeing as I could be playing with my new orange Aerobie Flying Disc (better than a frisbee)

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

i'm at work

for nine.

nine hours too long, especially when i could be asleep.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

I should have been doing

8 but i lied and said I had 'a family engagement which was unavoidable'.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

I might catch the start of Home Truths

before deciding I'm turning into my parents and going back to sleep.
</smug>

(

Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

yeah

but i'm sixteen.

actually, my tastes in classical music are probably worrying, given my age.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Nowt wrong with classical

a helluva lot less advertising on Classic FM too!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

there isn't, but the fact i agree, and am sixteen is strange

actually, i prefer radio3 in the daytime, but classic fm at night.

except the people's voices (and ads) on classical do my head in (they're too deep and booming, and not at all what i want to hear.

if i'm in the darkroom at school, i'll put one or the other since red light makes me very angry. lovely bit of bellini on wednesday morning.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

Burn the building

spike the loss adjuster, sleep easy if you get the paper work, form a top band, tour the world.

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

i think they'd stop me with fire almost immediately

it's in a sodding international airport.

(

bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Plan B, go straight to duty free and light a small fire uner the blue lable.

DO IT NOW!!!!!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

WOW

Sign me up!
No really, what did you use to make that? Moonlight?

(

LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

Moray and POV Ray.

Fantastic free software. www.google.com

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

I think I've heard of those... Moonlight is free too, but I use it under Linux... I don't know if they have it for windoze.

(

LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

Hmmmm....

Can't handle thet no wall stuff!

Wooooooo

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Freaky, isn't it...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

it's

loverly - as a picture like!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)