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[challenge entry] 'Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe..'

'Take the red pill, you'll wake up clinging to a tree with a mouthfull of beetle legs.'

From the International Tarsier Week challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Beetle legs, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I though the blue pill meant fun sexy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# The idea of having a hard on for hours on end doesn't really appeal to me.
That's probably why I am known as the 'two pump chump'.

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# haha
I've not experienced them, but my neighbour has offered me them! No idea what my Mrs has told his!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What has been seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha
Hang on though, how come we can see Canoe being reflected, shouldn't it be Fishwife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You can see
Lozza's hands in the reflection. I took the reflections from his glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I'm just being a picky cunt
due to having had a good night's sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# It's this innit
www.megadik.nl/files/images/BlueRedPill_0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Yes, I know
but clearly SBF has cast the tarsier in the role of Neo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Tarsier neo looks like human Keanu whilst in the matrix.
Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I accept your argument!
Those crazy tarsiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# What if you take both?
Do you get to sit in bed, in a tree, having a light breakfast of beetle legs and believing whatever you want?

Edit : whoa, newsletter's early today!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Now that
is the way to spend a summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Mmmmm.... beetle legs.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I actually thought that that was a reflection of me.
Eeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)