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# 'If you listen closely, you can hear his screams of pain...'


*TRU QUOTE from SKY on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
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If it had been set in space, nobody would have heard him
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)
# News schmews
Unless it affects me directly, i care not for the affairs of others. Especially when its blown out of all proportion and hyped up by the media - such as this and maddie.

Its the ultimate entertainment for nosey parkers!

Oh, and by the way, i read your quote as if read by the guy from shaun of the dead who said 'by removing the head or destroying the brain'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# yeah! Fuck 'other people' and their 'affairs'!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Yes. Lip them.
LIP THEIR STOCKING.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
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I watched the real Rambo on ITV4
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)
# which is almost exactly how it was said...
sadly not by the same bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Needs more Real Executions.
We are so removed from death here in the West that it's understandably fascinating for us.

I'd like to go to the London Dungeons, but I'd want to go on a day when it's quiet and chilled out, which will be never, as it's a tourist trap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:32, archived)
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If you are ginger and on steroids you can perform your own and get on the front page of the news too, but you have to be good and writing long rambling letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Real life executions is one thing
putting someone's last moments on a constant loop on half the screen, while the newsreader on the other side of the screen interviews people about his state of mind / what could have been done / who's to blame, seems a little excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# A little sexy?
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I dunno mate, come to glastonbury town once in a while and you'll see the dead walking about
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Ah, Glastonbury!
Home of new-age snake oil!

Top tip for DJs in Somerset: don't EVER try to emulate London DJs.

"Four to tha floor for the muthafuckin hardcore, Norton Massive!" with a Somerset accent does not sound good in any way, shape or form.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
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I cant reed an eye cant rite, but dat dont realy matta, cause eye cum from summerset an aye can drive a tratter
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# heh
glastonbury is the evil twin of street
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Pffft.
Needs more Shepton Mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Shitand Smellit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:44, archived)
# With a dash of weston suoer mud
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# gah...
was down there this weekend.

still as shit as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# What a fanny
Did Butch & Sundance kill themselves? Did John Marston Kill himself?

Quite frankly, if it doesnt involve a hail of bullets and a freeze-frame that turns sepia, I don't want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)
# jeepers, really? (the quote)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# indeed....
their covergae on saturday was nothing short of disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Sky News and ITN just...
go to show how far ahead of its time Brasseye really was, and although the BBC are better they are quickly catching up.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Evil Tarsier!
You should compo this
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)