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[challenge entry] BBC's Iraq correspondent, Reggae Omaar

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(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# No
one else has replied but I think that is brilliant!!

cor its slow this morning.
(maddave, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)
# me to have a
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Is it just me...
...or does Mr Omar look about 12? Certainly too young to be a foreign correespondent any road up.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)
# he does look a bit like
he got lost on the way back from going to the shops to buy some milk for his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)
# he looks
a little upset
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)
# bless his poor cottons
we should club together and send him a map.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)
# and some
sweets to cheer him up
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)
# yeah
now where is that online petitions website again...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# so would you be if your Boss said
by the way, you'll be reporting from the location of the largest bombing raids in years.
Even better we'll get you there well in advance so you don't miss a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# quite
he doesn't exactly have an authoritative air about him, so he was asking to be shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:52, archived)
# he is quite
down to earth though. His manner is that of "look guys, I'm in a war zone, I don't really know what is going on, I couldn't tell you even if I did know, I want my mum". I think I works quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)