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# I've been away in Devon, stuffing my face with tasty scones and clotted cream.

Might actually have time to do a B3ta-request today!
Suggestions on something I should draw?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Ah. Talk of the devil!
Enough already with the good life. Get back to grinding out vaguely smutty arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *grinds*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Attaboy!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# A Tribble on a skiing holiday in the Himalayas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# SEXY NUNS
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# with TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Incomprehensible LOLs
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Do
Scone-Girl and Cream-Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
# 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# this
... or er.. thinking about it, can you leave the cream boy out of it....?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# creamist
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# So, do Cream-Girl and drop Scone-Boy. Do I have to think of everything?
Mmm, drop-scones.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Their catchphrases?
Butter up! Let's whip it!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:20, archived)
# "Pick out THESE raisins, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
# "I'm going to churn you out!"
"This is going to be sweet!"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:31, archived)
# an aqua-lady (with or without big bazoomas)
calling forth towers of water to engulf whaleing boats.

or

some japanese shunga pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# The whole Fathom thing passed you by, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Sadly, he died a short while ago...
www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=michael+turner%27s+fathom&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=28ec045743156be6
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# good lord!
*drops monocle*

i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# a steroid-enhanced gerbil
trying desperately to pick up a delicate teacup at a posh tea party, without breaking the cup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# draw anthropomorphic earthworms
rutting hermaphroditically in underground sex clubs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# a slug in a bondage suit looks sadly on
as their hermaphrodite life-partner is reamed senseless by a caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# One of those hairy ones with the hairs that detach
and get in your lungs causing all manner of respiratory problems.

And a massive hairy insectile cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I bumped into an aquatic polychæte worm the other day whilst trying to take a photie of his mates.
Yowlch.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# A bit of "candid" bristleworm photography, eh?
nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# You nudge them if you want...
'Bearded Fireworms' apparently. Sound like something out of Dune. The Ornate Wrasse are much more photo-friendly as they keep coming back to the same spot. Gives the auto-focus time to settle.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# a snail orgy
as they spear each other with their calcified spunk cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# twisty, Fibonacci style spiral calcified spunk cocks

Fucking snails!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# having bred giant African land snails
I can vouch for all the above
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Yes, but none of us needed the mental imagery
of giant snails slowly oozing up and down your shaft, now did we?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# they love it the little slippery snail sluts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# squirrels
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 5:10, archived)
# The cast of Sequential art as Japanese pop culture icons
Pip as Astro Boy for example.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)