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# I DECREE THAT IT BE PUB O'CLOCK. HEED AND OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# FECK OFF CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# CUP IS NOT CUP. CUP IS WINE GLASS
for use by girls and poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I hope it contains a fruit based drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# wine is fruit-based
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# RICE WINE ISN'T
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# those damn sneaky japanese!
it's still nice, though, so no need to get saki
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# GOD DAMN JAPANESE
they've got to fuck everything up

pearl harbour
wine
errrr
that's it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# they do make good sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# GOD DAMN SUSHI
i don't like sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# i fucking love sushi
with wasabi and pickled ginger....
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# They fuck themselves up quite often too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# tentacle porn ftw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# WAIT TIL I GET YOU, YOU LITTLE GOBSHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# i'm not little
i'm far away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ^ *wins game*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# :(
I like wine and I like fannies. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# i bet you like independent arthouse films, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# not really
but if it helps i'm rarely a fan of big hollywood action-thrillers, which normally possess fewer thrills than a dog-eared copy of razzle that's missing half its pages
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# it doesn't matter
you've been branded a hippy now, there's no getting away from it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# i gathered
i may go away and cry now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# don't forget your hand-woven fairtrade handkerchief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I bet he macromade himself a pair of jean shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# with organic hemp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :(
i curried a cat last night, too. does that get taken into consideration?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hot pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT
i'm going to go and buy things now. laters all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Korean cuisine is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# no
but you can take it into work for lunch if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *checks time*
Fuck me I love you, Smash! It is!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# :)
it's my mate's birthday weekend, i'll be shitfaced till monday afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It's random MSpaint pictures that got me started, Smash.
All you need is a hook like rainbow dinosaurs and you're made.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# i was thinking of vomit around the world
you know, throwing up the best of foreign foods and alcohols.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Make a cute recognisable character to do the vomiting and you've got a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# that's my plan
well, i've got lots to shave, so i'm off to get ready.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's 9:16 in the morning
and I've got a Vicodin hangover which I'm trying to drown in coffee.
It is NOT, repeat NOT, time to get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# serves you right for living in another country
ENGLAND FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Heh
no matter where I've been in the world Smash, that uncomfortable period between getting up and waking up hasn't felt any easier. I am not a morning person.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Move to northern Alaska, it's only morning once every few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Palin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Mofaha is fucking HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Haha
I used to walk with a cane too at one time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I concur
Hence I am in the boozer
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# have fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# awwwww
may I join you?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# needs more pickle jar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)