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# I need a poo but will never make it back to my house in time from here :(
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Washing your pants tonight then?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hell no
to the bin with them
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ***** POO UPDATE *****
Just visited the management toilets and it's floor to ceiling Marble tiles, padded toilet seats and a sink so big you could bathe in it.
and the rest of us muppets use the skanky toilets downstairs that are half flooded in piss :(
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I used to work in a 5 star hotel
gorgeous bathrooms cleaned by housekeeping, so would save mine for work
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)
# it's time I made a stand
no more lifting my feet up when I go for a crap so the piss doesn't soak up my trousers FROM THIS DAY I WILL USE THE MANAGEMENT TOILET
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I'd rather
See her kissing a girl
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I once kissed a girl
AND I liked it.

Didn't get a record deal out of it, though.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Turns out they're not the same person, look
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# that's a porn film waiting to happen
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hold on while I warm up the Fapping hand
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I kissed a girl once, and I liked it
Bitch reported me for indecent assault
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)