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# What was wrong with Crusade?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Sean Connery and the bigger push in to camp comedy
Raiders and Temple had a nice sort of seriousness to them, yes there were wise cracks but it felt more like Indy was in trouble.
3 and 4 were just jokes and therefore no peril.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You'd bury Crusade and keep Temple?!
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# monkey brains, insect tunnels, hearts being pulled out, voodoo-ified children versus
Denholm Elliot hilariously having trouble with a horse and Indy knobbing the same woman as his dad.

er, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ^ this
Crusade sucked. IMHO.

And I quite liked crystal Skull.

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I will not hear anything against Shawn Connery or the blatent waysh he over enfeshishesh hish lishp in that filum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# He's a shight for shore eyesh
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Doom was a much bigger attempt (note: ATTEMPT) at comedy.
It was unwatchable because of the dim blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# probably best to bury all but raiders then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# /\ this with bloody great clangers attatched to it!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Fuck off you dim, director shagging, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# "lady only here because she humping director"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# The dim blonde?
As in the nod to the damsel in distress that was so typical of the serial dramas they were trying to emulate?

Count yourself lucky they didn't tie her across the mine car track.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I never really got people's problem with her.
She played a dumb, pampered, annoying woman.

The character is dumb, pampered and annoying. She played it perfectly. The fact that she was shagging the director doesn't alter the fact that the performance delivers exactly what the role requires.

On the other hand, if people complain they don't like the character, I will permit it, with a sage nod of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)