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[challenge entry] yermawpoly


I want 100 bags a 10 bar, an 50 sweeties

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] better now?


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huffs into background
*also fucks self
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# yea deleting a thread then posting it as a first reply to my post is so much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# you made me cry into my cornflakes with your callous remark.
Are Thursdays BAD?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Mornin' sunshine :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# b3ta is fucking me right off lately..it's full of cunts who'd rather post shit reposts than comment on anyone else


ning bhw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I wondered what sort of netiquette I had broken
Your post is very nice. I would delete my pea to please you. But I fear doing so now would not.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I'm on a part time secondment at the mo so b3ta access is somewhat limited...
But Thursdays are always full of reposts aren't they?

Think dwindling numbers of /boarders is resulting in lax application of the rules. Won't do.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Your comment is shit.
Feel better now?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ...and now my reposted pic is lost forever...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I'm sorry
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# for3ver in r hearts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# u spelld 'r' rong :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# shud be r're
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# was it this one?
EDIT: THIS LINK CONTAINS HORSES AND THE LOVING OF HORSES: http://b3ta.com/board/10152562

and was designed to catch out Mr Headwound, but I was foiled. FOILED! DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Best of all the profoundly suspicious looking links.
I've had my puter reconfigured and I've lost my no more horses thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# gah!
butters posted that one earlier and it didn't get magenterized by Stylish so I had to add it in. It's a google Feeling Lucky URL I think

@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCYQFjAA&url=http:%2F%2Fwww.deagostini.com.au%2Filovehorses%2F&ei=XpJjTOSPE5D84AbliaD4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFgY0tCTOOWeHEfm6uPAUjw8641Ow&sig2=s5nlDGsFpGb6-1uy3wgc5A"] { color: magenta !important }
}
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# the last code won't work because it's one of those sneaky round about links
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# really?...hmm tries again :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# if you need the code let me know
and I wish I could fix these sneaky links

and dear Griffy Savalas

stop being a total cock by posting horse links
they're just not that fucking funny or helpful
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# sorry Prodge - just wanted to catch out BHW
as you can see by my edit above^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I swear if there was a way of getting that site down I'd do it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# launch a DoS attack on it?
get 4Chan interested in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# why not just
put an entry in your computer's hosts file, directing deagostini.com.au to 127.0.0.1 ?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ooh - good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# but then Prodge would miss out on important deAgostini updates
such as the forthcoming "I Love Ross Kemp", yours to build in only 78 issues, contains real Kemp DNA

why am I here when I should be meeting my deadline of 5pm yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# would that work?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# should do (you may have to restart your browser after, or summat)
though obviously only for links that end up there. not other copies of the site
of course, why you'd want to view b3ta sans-horses is beyond me...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I don't want horse links on b3ta because it's fucking gay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Noooo!
I's my only source of anything vaguely resembling hummus!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# you spelled hardons wrong
and Higgs Boson always sounds like some retired colonel type chappie to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# it a scourge on my interwebs

utterly detest it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Let's sort this out:
I Love Horses! Yay or neigh?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I'm very disappointed that "Yay!" does not lead to a picture of Philippa Forrester
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# YOU CUNTNUGGET!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# steal car,
go to jail, go to court, get let out.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Sweeties is such an underused word
:D nings prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# ning sausage lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# This is the Coalition Big Society policy isn't it?
I love the artwork in Monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# i have no idea what you just said..
but it's everyday life here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hmmm.
Stretching the compo guidelines here, methinks. Fits to the letter, if not the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# aawk go away ffs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Brillo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)