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# Boredom at work, left alone in boss' office (working on Route Hazard Analysis Sheets in Excel), pencil and pen = Workplace Anarchism :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# your name is becky
*learns* woo im sure your boss will love that lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hey you're not suppose to know my name
I hide information like that on my profile and website of which nobody can access ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah but you're not single are you
So it's no more use than Google Streetview
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# haha
I've never had any reason to use Google Streetview even if The Metro tries as often as it can to find something newsworthy about it. "Man found asleep in bed on Google Streetview!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I think about pussy all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You are a b3tan male, so this must be true.
Even the gay ones I assume are always thinking of the pussy, in an ironic sense maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# You also like wearing black pantyhose.
(I can see your knees)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Pantyhoses? are you American?
We call them tights, but I might be wearing sexy stockings and suspenders for all you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# anyone who gets miffed doing excel then draws nice things like this
gets a click from me

(unless you are employed on taxpayer money - then that's a different fish full of kettles)


(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I'm actually employed as a Busdriver
but I own a good camera and was asked to do Route Hazard Analysis where I take very boring photographs of roads, junctions and roundabouts and stick them in Excel saying amazing stuff like "Pedestrian, and Traffic Hazard".

I get paid no extra for this even though I use my own equipment but it beats driving buses, even if it is only temporary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen
hello and welcome to this week's edition of ... Norks or Knees!

Place your bets now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# pfffft!
Norks I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# depends
can you get milk from knees?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I would be very worried if my norks drooped that far down
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/10139183#post10139317
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# bah
you should have switched a few of his/her keyboard keys around
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I missed a trick gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Is Administrator the logon?
You've got me looking for the password hidden in the image now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# haha I doubt it would be anything that complicated
more than likely something like "password"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Nice Knees!
And I used your scrolling background tutorial yesterday. Many thanks it worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Thank you
and I'm glad the tutorial is still useful, I'm concerned the prespective scrolling tutorial is over complicated was meaning to simplify it but never seem to have the time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:34, archived)