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# HERE IS THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Step 1: cut a hole in the base of a kfc bucket
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Been there. Done that.
I'm into cutting holes in the McDonalds Burger wrappers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Ah.
So you're the inventor of Popcorn Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:24, archived)
# STEP 5: CUT A HOLE IN THE BASE OF AN OVERDOSED PROSTITUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# WHAT AN UNPLEASANT SUGGESTION
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:40, archived)
# I'm glad I don't remember my dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:45, archived)
# ...they weren't dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)
# I used to think I might be a werewolf, but apparently I just like cutting up whores
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Just sign right here.

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:17, archived)
# STEP 10: DISPLAY CUT PRICE SALE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Translation:
"Good heavens!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:31, archived)
# More specifically,
Jumpin' Jeebus on a trampoline that's one hot balti...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
# STABILISER MALFUNCTION DETECTED
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:03, archived)
# it's soon to be under control
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 5:47, archived)
# NEWS? THAT LOOKS LIKE SPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I would not like that to land on me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
# oops, I put red chilis in his feedcorn :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# ALERT ALERT first-gif-i-ever-made.gif
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# VOMITING DIARY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:32, archived)
# i jusdt had an idea
also i too drinked to put it in qotw
what if for christmas we had all the comppo at once?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:03, archived)
# EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:20, archived)
# It makes a chap feel lucky for being alive at such a fecund* period in history.
*look it up, ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:34, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU LOOK UP MY DRESS?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# BECAUSE I'M EXTRAORDINARILY FUCKING CHASTE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:45, archived)
# oh go on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:52, archived)
#
*gazes*
*scratches chin*

Blimey, you've had some cowboys up there.

*scratches chin again*

It'll cost ya to put this right. Got contents insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 4:00, archived)
# these bloody foreign models, you just can't get the parts
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 4:44, archived)
# what the hell ever happened to Doctor Dyslexia, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:44, archived)
# haha, I often ask this myself.
I think he's rebranded and is now doing public relations work for british petroleum and a whole panoply of 'family favourite' organisations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:48, archived)
# now, that, i would love to see
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 4:31, archived)
# this year the Doctor has been an infrequent presence, like a comet, or a fresh spring rain
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=29415&board=qotw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 4:45, archived)
# she was killed in a car crash, remember?
 
long before it was popular.
www.b3ta.com/board/8628591
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Perforate that into little squares.
I'm pretty sure it would give you a BAD TRIP.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 5:56, archived)
# we can't have all the comppo at once
where would we put it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:45, archived)
# YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DESTRUCTION MAKE YOUR TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 6:16, archived)