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# Damn you, Prince!
Your picture has me trying to remember lyrics to a song. And it's not 'she wore heels and a burkha'.

It's some punk tune about 'She wore a ________'. Damnit.

And all I hear is 'She wore a. Raspberry beret.'
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Coconut helmet?

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# NO.
More along the lines of a safety pin.

Now it's getting sunny here. I must go into the outside world.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# will you be wearing a bikini?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I will be wearing lycra!
I'm training for a mountain bike race in a week. I've gone from alcoholic to athlete. And it's taking a hell of a lot of work.

So off I go. 25 miles of biking through the woods.

In my lycra tutu.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# lycra, you say?
back in a minute....
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I guess it takes all types.
Lycra is frowned upon by most. But watching the Tour de France podium award ceremony, I can see your point.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i can see theirs, too
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Pineapple top hat?

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# And spunky spats!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# "the kind you find in a second-hand store...
and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more."
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Turtleneck sweater?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# appropriate female clothing or was stoned
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# diaphragm?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# she wore a raspberry femidom
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)