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[challenge entry] Salaam boys

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(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# i like your clarkson porn
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# you'll think you've died and gone to heaven...
...minus the other 71 virgins of course
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# virgins are too much like hard work
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Size 10 feet??? Its Arthur fucking Mullard grandad!!!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# big feet big...
...errrr
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Sasquatch.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# fishnet = slut
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# *burns brothel*

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# pfft.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Damn you, Prince!
Your picture has me trying to remember lyrics to a song. And it's not "she wore heels and a burkha".

It's some punk tune about "She wore a ________". Damnit.

And all I hear is "She wore a. Raspberry beret."
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Coconut helmet?

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# NO.
More along the lines of a safety pin.

Now it's getting sunny here. I must go into the outside world.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# will you be wearing a bikini?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I will be wearing lycra!
I'm training for a mountain bike race in a week. I've gone from alcoholic to athlete. And it's taking a hell of a lot of work.

So off I go. 25 miles of biking through the woods.

In my lycra tutu.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# lycra, you say?
back in a minute....
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I guess it takes all types.
Lycra is frowned upon by most. But watching the Tour de France podium award ceremony, I can see your point.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i can see theirs, too
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Pineapple top hat?

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# And spunky spats!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# "the kind you find in a second-hand store...
and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more."
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Turtleneck sweater?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# appropriate female clothing or was stoned
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# diaphragm?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# she wore a raspberry femidom
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)