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# I declare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hide the Claire
edit: y'know cos it rhymes and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# And a new euphemism is born.
Hiding the chocolate eclair
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# No sorrry
I don't really like chocolate or foamy cream.
If a new euphamism is going to born it better be bloody serious
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Of course a good eclair has natural whipped cream not that fake foamy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I'm not a fan of chaux pastry.
It's not cake, it's not pastry. Make up your mind before you bake it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Of course it's a pastry that's why they call it choux pastry
I used to bake my own eclairs and profiteroles and tasted 100 times better than the shop bought ones.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# If you can drown in it then it isn't pastry.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# haha then it's uncooked choux pasty you have issues with.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# there's your problem
you're meant to eat it, not swim in it. profiteroles are nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# The chocolate and the cream are nyom. The profiterole itself is just a rubbish, chewy, tasteless lump of carbohydrate
used as a vehicle to get the chocolate and cream into your mouth without getting your fingers sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# not if they're well made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Well made choux pastry fills up the most possible space with the least possible actual pastry.
Pastry chefs will try and fob you off by saying it's supposed to be "light", but it amounts to the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# i like choux pastry
almost as much as the cream and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Then I endorse this vehicle for it's delivery of chocolate and cream into my mouth
but I disagree as I think the pastry is actually nom and acts to balance out the sweetness of chocolate and cream and give more sustance and texture to an otherwise overkill of sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Don't bring reason and logic into my mindless prejudice against choux!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# :D
I used to work in a bakery so I love proper eclairs, profiteroles, home made pork pies, sausage rolls etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# can i come and live with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# As long as you do the washing up :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# just don't buy fairy or morning fresh
or i'll itch like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Good
I fuckin hate whippy cream and crap chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah the ones you buy at the supermarket don't use chocolate
they use a sugar icing made with chocolate powder - I hate that they do that. Mine was always 100% pure chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# stop!
i want chocolate, but i have none!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# You know your eclairs commade
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Come the revolution all the fake eclairs will be put against the wall ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# *volunteers for wall duty*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Considered yourself volunteered, soldier.
Lemme see your war cream face
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# you really don't want to see that
oh, you mean the face i'd make to scare the cream, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I scream?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:48, archived)
# not as such, no...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I do declair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# luck mate
1 am ave most grabpst of englsh lanuage. Last thing i need is ewe conusing me
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I'm acting baaaaaaaaaaaaaadly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)