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...another hand!
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:59,
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yesterday I witnessed a fat bird dressed as Wonderwoman doing a bungee jump. Her costume rode right up her arse and she screamed 'OOH ME FANNY!" all the way down and back up.
Much mirth was had by everyone in the pub
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:07,
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Much mirth was had by everyone in the pub

Wrong, wrong, wrong and extra minty wrong.
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:20,
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fat bird + wonderwoman costume = o_O

I'm trying to work out the physics of this and getting a big old mindbleach shaped hole in my reasoning
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:25,
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I passsed a tramp the other day that went "'Ere pal, av ya gorrany ... gorrany ... ere ... AAAAHHH YA BASTAAAAH ... !"
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10,
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8 Ace

I've been buying lots of Viz annuals recently to send to my cousin in Afghanistan as morale is very low out there. They are getting a jolly good reading first though!
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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I've been buying lots of Viz annuals recently to send to my cousin in Afghanistan as morale is very low out there. They are getting a jolly good reading first though!

I passed one recently who was all downhearted and sitting in a puddle of his own piss. He started ranting incoherently at me, and as it happened I was carrying 8 cans of slightly out-of-date Grolsch so I gave him one. It was like watching a little light go on in his eyes, and I left him a much happier piss-soaked alcoholic.
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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when I spotted a pair of legs sticking out of the undergrowth beside the path, still wrapped around a bike. The guy had cycled off the path, splatted face-first into the weeds, and stayed there. I approached with caution, wondering who you're meant to call if you find a dead body.
"HEY MISTER! ARE YOU OK?" I yelled, from just outside punching distance. He woke up. He was just very, very drunk.
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Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:57,
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"HEY MISTER! ARE YOU OK?" I yelled, from just outside punching distance. He woke up. He was just very, very drunk.