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(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:20, archived)
# daddy or chips?
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:30, archived)
# which one deep fries better?
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# but when he dug it out, on the other end was just...
...another hand!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# cor!
yesterday I witnessed a fat bird dressed as Wonderwoman doing a bungee jump. Her costume rode right up her arse and she screamed 'OOH ME FANNY!" all the way down and back up.

Much mirth was had by everyone in the pub
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:07, archived)
# 0_0
Classy...very classy
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# That's just all wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong and extra minty wrong.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# why did you not record this and upload it to youtube?

fat bird + wonderwoman costume = o_O
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I think others did
If I find any I'll link em
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm trying to work out the physics of this and getting a big old mindbleach shaped hole in my reasoning
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# it was like real life Viz
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Love it when that happens.
I passsed a tramp the other day that went "'Ere pal, av ya gorrany ... gorrany ... ere ... AAAAHHH YA BASTAAAAH ... !"
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# haha
8 Ace



I've been buying lots of Viz annuals recently to send to my cousin in Afghanistan as morale is very low out there. They are getting a jolly good reading first though!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# The National Society for the Preservation of Good Old-Fashioned Tramps is doing its job then
I passed one recently who was all downhearted and sitting in a puddle of his own piss. He started ranting incoherently at me, and as it happened I was carrying 8 cans of slightly out-of-date Grolsch so I gave him one. It was like watching a little light go on in his eyes, and I left him a much happier piss-soaked alcoholic.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I was walking beside the Clyde yesterday
when I spotted a pair of legs sticking out of the undergrowth beside the path, still wrapped around a bike. The guy had cycled off the path, splatted face-first into the weeds, and stayed there. I approached with caution, wondering who you're meant to call if you find a dead body.

"HEY MISTER! ARE YOU OK?" I yelled, from just outside punching distance. He woke up. He was just very, very drunk.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# i once passed a tramp at a bus stop near uni in liverpool
he just shouted at us "god'elp yer son...yer got no chance!"

half wtf, half megalolz.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)