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# New iPods? Hang on, I'll get me readers on.


...HOW MUCH?
(CarlB, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# what's a retina display?
a screen inside your eye?

and thank you for expanding my vocabulary for very small things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# They scan your eye
it ascertains both your credit rating and relative smugness.
(CarlB, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# blimey
that nono looks a bit small for a multi-touch display, does it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What utter wank!
Apple, I mean, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# i'm actually holding a magnifying glass to the screen
and i still can't see it properly. fuck it, i'll stick with my phone, it phones people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# expect this to be the next vrsion of the shuffle.
quick, patent it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i may have to buy one of the new shuffles
My Nano is essentially a shuffle -- cracked screen and stuck on random...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# What next?
The iPod Suppository?

Look ma, no hands!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Givin' it large.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# damn you! i want to watch aliens again now!
and i've got hancock to watch to night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# A PINT!
THAT'S NEARLY AN ARMFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# if that's from hancock
i've not seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPHhHyoOhjU
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# no youtube for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I'd read 'Tonight, He Comes' before watching 'Hancock' and was bitterly disappointed at the weak adaptation.
Although, admittedly, a movie based around a "hero" that rapes prostitutes & blows bathrooms apart when he cums was never gonna get greenlit without a few box-office-friendly alterations..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# pity
i'd have liked to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The script's online, should you decide you want to see what might have been..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# i may do
but not tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely, I'll take the Femto please!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# iTweezers
only come in white. Third party tweezers not supported and may void warranty.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Where to hold the small one for best signal....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)