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[challenge entry] Jesus shitting Christ make it stop

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# 'nings Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# 'ning MV
I am happy because I am on holiday from tomorrow and for all of next week.
So today is Friday for me, and because of the bank holiday Tuesday was Monday.
Fuck alone knows what day yesterday was!

Double hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# you lucky bastard
I had to work over the fucking bank holiday

double time, mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# And partying
I saw you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# There was a little bit of that, yes
but only after a 9 hour shift :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'm on holiday all this week
but did my back in on Monday :(
my week is now just painkillers and interwebs instead of the exciting DIY I was going to do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# sorry but "exciting DIY"
just sounds like a euphemism for wanking oneself daft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# exactly
what did you think I meant?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I am also planning to do exciting DIY next week
in both the literal and euphemistic senses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I can combine both senses
because there's some gorgeous girls working in my local B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I thought you were going to say
because you like to chisel your bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I like whittling it to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
# :o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:57, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Yay!
Missed this series!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I've found a load more source material that I can use to make Rob Manuel IN SPAAAAACE
but I'm honestly not sure it's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Do it man, DO IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I'll have a sit down this weekend and plan something suitably epic
the current SA "plot" is pretty ripe for parody
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Even "plot" in inverted commas
is stretching it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I think JJ would be the first to admit that this storyline has rather escaped his control...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha... a triumphant return!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Super stuff.
I wear berets in bed sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)