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[challenge entry] I hope he doesn't sue...

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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The problem with these animated limericks is I invariably miss the first couple of frames and start following somewhere in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Sorry.
Luckily, it loops.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Does Tom Cruise?
Does Julia Sawalha?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I know for a fact that Wesley Snipes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Brian Cant
But James Kahn.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# And Edward Woodward
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# And James May
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# And I have it on good authority
that Brian Cox.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# He has a thing for red-heads apparently.
Brave message to post. It might be 'Prince' v. B3ta all over again, except with creepy scientologists as well as creepy lawyers.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Ooh
There was a brave poster called llort
Who posted a very weird thought
The lawyers that saw it
Said "There's nothing for it
We'll have to fight this one in court."
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'm touched.
No one has ever written poetry for me, let alone about me.
I shall cherish this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# :-)
I'm glad that you liked my poor poem
I'd send flowers but I just cannot grow'em
I plant them outside
But before long they've died
Cos I don't know my Xylem from Phloem

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# L Ron Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
and laughed at how he made a lot of money from gullible fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)