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[challenge entry] Not very gay

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(Westude, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Not Gay
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# *checks*
nope...still not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Gay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Not Gay
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Gay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Oh...ok then
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Hm, b3ta must have some kind of anti-flooding software built in
it took me three tries to post that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# it's always had that
you can't post exactly the same thing in quick succession
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Gay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# He wears inappropriate baseball caps.
Jonathan King wears inappropriate baseball caps. I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# no man who drinks 14 pints a day can be gay.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Depends what he's drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hehe
this is how rumours start
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I had nothing to do with starting the Marc Almond rumour!
how dare you imply!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# is marc almond gay?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I've no idea...
I know nothing about nothing -.-

You ain't seen me, roight!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# £10 says he's involved in some asphyxi-wank situation by the end of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Oh, I really hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i think he'll definitely want to keep a tight leash on his staff from now on to prevent further leaks.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# What is it with these Tories
and wanting to be throttled and tied up - simply being a Tory is enough for people to want to string them up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# It's interesting that
of the main three parties, the Tories have a propensity for sexual misdemeanour directly opposed to their conservative family values, Labour tend to get involved in cash and titles related scandal, directly at odds with their socialist values. At least when a LibDem is tied up and pooed on by a rent boy, it's a pretty liberal thing to be doing.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I'd love to see his christmas list.
"Just leave me the stockings and an orange"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)