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# I've called him 'Sandy', seemed the right thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Is he easily startled?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# He looks startled...
But he'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# don't let him run away
he'll come back, but in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# You, me and Whato Jeeves all simultaneously it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# the force was strong at 12:55
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I'd call him Boxey
Battlestar Galactica
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Muffet?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Oh yeah getting the kid mixed with the dog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *insert star wars pun here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# How many jedis does it take to change a lightsabre?
none - they just turn to the darkside
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *something about klingons and fur*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *inserts comment deliberately confusing star trek with star wars*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# YAY :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# haha he's loving that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Why is it always woo in your animated gifs?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# heh heh cheers
this was quite tricky...had to be happy with what I could manage here...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# This I love!
Dearly!!!

WOO

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# tickled pink
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Magnificent
I seem to be clicking today like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# try cod liver oil
or a trip to the chiropracter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Ha
I actually bit open a cod liver oil capsule once

The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Sorry for the attempted threadjack
Anyone know of a US equivalent of Citizens Advice.

Got a friend in the US who's been kicked out, and the "friend" who took her in is basically saying "Have sex with me or I kick you out too". I want to help, but dunno anything about the systems over there.

Any help appreciated.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Have sex with me and I will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I'm not sure that it's illegal to behave like a cad
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# uh..
forgot to mention that last I heard, the guys girlfriend had claimed the friend in question is now their pet, or something. They're pretty much blackmailing her into being a sex toy. I dunno if it's illegal or not, but it's not right.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# In that case Jerry Springer is probably the closest to citizen's advice
Probably best to get a job and a place of her own
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:29, archived)
# thats a sexy problem
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# would they send her out on loan?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# 8:e
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)