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[challenge entry] C.S. Lewis' Modern Adaptation
Lionel Richie's Wardrobe

No association with kids and turkish delight was ever made though!

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! pobx, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# morning all!
i like that. where is everybody? what happened to my weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)
# morning!
1. It is nice
2. In front of the computer
3. It moved off in the fourth dimension, into the past
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)
# shame
i was enjoying it. i like weekends
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)
# me too
I'm thinking I might not do anything again today (for the 5th day in a row)

Of course, I'm in school, so it's easier to manage...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)
# If god has meant us to work and be wealthy,
he'd have either made smaller camels or bigger needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# my vote goes for
sponge camels and elastic needles

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# MORNING!
and i extend that to all!
back from me snowboarding holidays and had a fab time, and i learnt a valuable lesson:

No matter how fast or slow your going, or how soft the surface your travelling on is, using your head as a brake will hurt.

that is all

[edit]self indulgent repost from saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
# lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)
# good morning
new_matt.
I have the same question about my weekend. It dissapeared very quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)
# mornin
menub, i'm sure weekends were longer when i were a lad. all i remember is going out for dinner on friday then waking up this morning. looks like i put the rohypnol in the wrong glas...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Guten morgen
[Insert witty comment here. I'm still too knackered to think of anything.]
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)
# [inserts witty reposte]
nyer...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Will this do then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)
# That's quite funny.
except the references to Lionel Richie, as he is a tosser. He once tried to get off with me at a record company do. I told him i was a lesbian, and he buggered off pretty fast.
(LisaLisa, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I had the same problem
with Bradley from S Club.
Unfortunately the Lesbian comment backfired!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You dirty
celebrity lesbian faking whore!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)
# He was a "talking head" on C4 last night
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# i saw that
enlightening show.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)