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# nice to break out this again.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I love spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It crawls into my mouth for some sweet sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hello, the dutch spider molester mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# heheh

*yiff yiff webs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Apparently the average person eats eight spiders a night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# glad I'm not average
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I was actually picturing you as I typed that out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# it's an urban myth
if anything, the warmth breath from a human mouth would deter any would be arachnid cakehole intruder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I figured as much.
Me and my friend got it wrong anyway (I think it's supposed to be eight times in a lifetime). But then it tickled us, the idea of scoffing down eight of the bastards a night so we kept saying it at every available opportunity.

Because we're unfunny twats, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe, it's become a favourite 'anti-fact'
snopes gives a few details...
www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I should've known the internet'd be involved.
Whyioutta.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Also, it's not an insect
it's a fruit.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Have you seen those enormous camel spiders?
they're why there are so many legs in a bargain bucket these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)