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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# *hikes leg on Mofaha's post*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Take a spy.
I mean, take a hike.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Many years ago I had this Russ Abbott fun book (comic annual). One of the best bits in it was a character called Boggles:
Boggles' biplane has just been shot down over Germany, and is going down in flames in the background.
The pilot is in the foreground, drifting down on a parachute, reading through a phrasebook.
Boggles: "Never mind 'I wish to buy a glockenspiel', what's the jerry for 'I am an ignorant shepherd'?

Next frame: Boggles tied to chair in a cellar, Nazi interrogator holding a red-hot iron next to his face.
Nazi: "You are a spy!"
Boggles: "I am an ignorant shepherd!"
Nazi: "A shepherd spy! That's even worse!"

/tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# heheh - I'm pretty sure he
nicked that one from The Goons...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hike an't understand what you're trying to say here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Simple.
There must be tens of thousands of American hikers just itching to go to a remote area on the Iraq/Iran border for a hike, given the wonderful hiking reputation of that region. This lady and her two friends were exceptionally lucky to actually make it there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# ah
you mean they're fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# or spies
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# that's always a possibility
but i'd never employ spies who got caught so easily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# yeah but you're not thinking like an intelligence agency
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# DIAGNOSIS: TITROT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# HEALTH ADVISORY: DON'T SUCK TOO HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# hike hike hike hike hike
HIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha.....
Can I make a joke about, about how you're "Rambling" on a bit there .. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Why didn't she just hike up her skirt and make some money while she was at it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# because she's not me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# You'd just lift your skirt....
And wouldn't be bothered about the money...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hey i'm not greedy, just horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Best of both worlds is......
Don't tell them you charge..... untill afterwards...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# hmmm, film time, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# HEY MAN, LIKE, LIGHTEN UP, IRAN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnVE3UTIgEM
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# yeah I know like TOTALLY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x80h_JiOTZs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# w00t!1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZKcA79eg4
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# hehheheh
maybe the Ween boys learned more from Frank than I had previously considered
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)
# *lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# aggghhh wow I could cope until the vocals started and then it was rather like jamming an unwound coathanger down my aural canal
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# have some hammond b3 for getting better:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNbokQirRug&fmt=18
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# nice!
love the comments on that video
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# she was hiking
but there was a hitch.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# BEHIIIIIIND YOUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)