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# I honestly thought she was the filmmaker
and I was waiting to see the ugly drunken guy waiting for her down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Im
with you on that one, just goes to show that one mans ugly is another mans shaggable - and vice versa, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Well, obviously.
All ugly people deserve sex*

*maybe some of them with a paper bag over their heads
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)
# you never know,
she may be a "prawn"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:17, archived)
# a prawn?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# you know,
gorgeous body but rip the head off? spanish idiom.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# edited


teeeheeeheee
(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# you
bastard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)
# oooh my favourite Spanish idiom was from a book of Spanish idions I found on a shelf at school
owned by a student doing Spanish as it was a transtaling book of Spanish idioms.

Anyway the idiom i randomly flicked to in the book and then cracked up laughing about was - "It's a deal then, my glasses for your false teeth."

hahahahahahahahaha what the hell is that all about? No idea but I knew how to say it in Spanish for a few years, just in case!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha!
thats tres cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)
# theres a french one
when some one is overfriendly one might say

"i didn't know our pigs were kept in the same stable"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)