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[challenge entry] reworked for comp.

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)
# hello berk-that-used-to-be-ape
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# not bad
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# sleepy but happy
too many late nights
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ahhh, good good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# How did the piercing go?

(Thats not why you have sore nuts is it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# it's exactly why
he has sore nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# piercing went well
video and pictures are on www.mutantwalrus.co.uk

they were sore because i slipped with the enlarging ring, they're ok now tho :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)
# After the spider links earlier
I've stopped clicking on links. Its safer that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# don't worry
this one has 3 warnings before you get in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Ouch!

That must smart
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)
# ...*sniff*
...it's so tragic.

I think I am going to cry...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)
# it started off
like romeo and juliet but ended in tragedy

/milhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...best Simpsons quote ever.

Well, one of the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# waaaah!
but woo, as well!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Ah
it's that same sad old story, retold so many times through the ages:
boy meets girl under the light of a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# That deserves to be sung
with a ukelele backing and a loud "Hoy!" at the end.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Hey!
aren't you in school?
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# not 'til yoga at 3:30
must... resist... urge... to make masturbatory kung-fu grip joke
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# wouldn't that be
quite dangerous? not to mention painful...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Hmmm, you're pretty hot
with a nice figure, do yoga, and have a dirty mind. Why aren't there more women lik eyou around?
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I'm really a man?
just a guess, really...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Ummm
no you're not?


I hope
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)
# No, I'm not ; )


at least I don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Only one way to find out really








Birth Certificate!
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)
# ahhhh
the tragedy of love...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Great lips
Can't take my eyes off them
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)
# ewwwwww
now I have an eyeball-licking mental image ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# eyeske...
open for addicts.. uktv (no thats not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)