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# ....
linked sorry for raping yo bandwidth

Apologies for crap animation...but it had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# not worth 500k, but she is the antichrist and no mistake ;)
edit. you could have optimised?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Racist/Bigot/Antichristist etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# yer mum (where did the other reply go?)
*fetches pitchfork*
*lights torch*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Not sure what happened there
Showed as 200 on my animator :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# they ask every contestant on that show what they aspire to be and 9 times out of 10 they say:
"i want to be a 2 star chef like Michel Roux".

Who the fuck wants to be a 2 michelin star chef?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Fred Goodyear
And Dave Continental both aspire to be Michelen grade chefs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# and pretty much any chef that's serious about their trade I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# but it seems to me
all you need to do to get a Michelein star is make your food very very tiny, very very intricate and wank about it like it's a piece of art.

Give me a good pie and chips anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You forgot the layer of jelly and calling everything syllabub
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# i went to a michelin starred restaurant last year.
I had to get a packet of hula-hoops from the all night garage on the way home becasue i was still hungry.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Linky not workin
410 blah
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# 410 is a new one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
remove the slash at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# NOOB!
working now!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Honestly tan
you show up once in a blue moon and break everything.

You never phone you never write

/my mother warned me about your sort blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahaah
Love it!

Edit: Now I remember why too, because every time I post something, the phones go absolutely mental and I can't re-optimise my fuck ups \0/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Link to "410 Gone" text

COMPO IT!

*It's as shit as Ed Milliband!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)