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# umm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I seem to remember one of the first times I met Mrs Vagabond's brother, he had just got the internet
Over a whizzy-whizz, Dial-up Connection For Internet Connectivity To The Information Superhighway, and he excitedly showed me a site dedicated to X-rays of things people had managed to get stuck up their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I ran across one of them too--this isn't one of them *yet*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You seem to be implying there's some other purpose to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# From the position of the thumbs, this is someone else's hands...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# you might want to reconsider that
If you are viewing this from the rear and he is bent over stretching himself, his thumbs would be downward, as this is.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Are you from Norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Ssssshhhh!
Don't ruin the magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# It's True!
However, I'm getting some funny looks while confirming this.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# arrrg fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# 'appy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Richard Gere must have been finding that the gerbils were a bit loose now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# actually,
he appeared on Myth Busters to debunk the gerbil myth. Looks like he failed to bust this one.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
*sexy look to camera*

"Hi, I'm Richard Gere and I'm here to tell you I don't shove gerbils up my ass."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ranks low on the scale of rectodynamic shapes, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Perhaps that's precisely its appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# better than throwing stars, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I call fake! No gold ring ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ya know, I knew that would be an issue
it would show up very white in an area where its background is very white. All I can say is that the ring is there--just not detectable.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
(MHz, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# sweet dreams, Granny
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Goblin-Thatcher?
Eurgh.
(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)