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# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:52, archived)
# That's quite a poster archive, that!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I've been hitting "Random Image" for days
and haven't seen any of them twice yet.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:04, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:21, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:47, archived)
# I tried telling someone I was an acme brand impregnator.
bitch chased me on a tractor.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Before or after she fixed it...?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Before, it conked out and I made good my escape.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Doesn't need editing!
How well does she swear in Ukrainian?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:57, archived)
# She accused the tractor of failing the motherland and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:00, archived)
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and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage
smelt of

Looking at that poster, it makes you think that it must have been rough living back then.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:06, archived)
# does she? have you got her number?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:14, archived)
# Thankfully, no.
Although you can reach her business line at 1-800-TRAKTOR (that the's Ukranian spelling).

who wants to tell them this is just a cupboard: gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1092411327
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:17, archived)
# I've just phoned up, and asked for my large threshing machine to be serviced,
unfortunately I was treated like it was a prank.

I think there's stuff inside the cupboard, like this:
gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1134598037
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:25, archived)
# So much wrongness.
So much...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Aw, give her some credit, she'd be passable if she shaved her legs once in a while.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:30, archived)
#
legs face.

Actually, one of the ladies I work with was toying with the idea of taking her for a bit of a spruce-up. Can't do anything for the engine oil under the fingernails, though.

And also:

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:33, archived)
# shoving her under one of the emergency showers would be a start.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:41, archived)
# And scrubbing with birch brushes and bleach.
She's alright, really. I'm just a cunt.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:44, archived)
# I volunteer to be one of the brushers.
Oh yeah *nods*
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Bleach for her,
mind bleach for me.
Both for you.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54, archived)
# Need something to wash my screen now...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:56, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:59, archived)
# lots of your images are disturbing and give me quite the fear
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# This one doesn't need editing
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:32, archived)
# yeah I loved that one.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:40, archived)