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# there's a lot of guns here tonight


I'm so easily led
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i like that
lots
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Like sheep we are
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# woo!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/62705
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/792/
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/791/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# this is the saddest thing in the entire world.
www.b3ta.com/board/62716
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# We're just a couple of weeks away from the anniversary of Glass Cock Day
that of course means that that Lady's Golf Tournament will be being held maybe next weekend (not this coming one) and that same trophy will be handed to the victor.

(although sadly i imagine they may have made a different one now)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# so there'll be a new pic
of a different lady holding it.

Sounds very glasscock, if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# the reason i mention it since i realise it won't be obvious from those links
is that later that same day after all those lamb pics had been edited it retrospecively to every post on the main page by Ann Onnymouse people started posting the same picture again and again and again. Yes that was the start of Glass Cock Day.
The coining of it was here www.b3ta.com/board/archive/797/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# See also
what used to happen before Mind Piss was coined
www.b3ta.com/board/63378
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ooh yes the Weetabix Women's British Open
sports.yahoo.golfserv.com/gdc/tourcentral/tournament.asp?tour=LPGA&id=21
Surely a glass domokun trophy is up for grabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# i wish there was
i would enter. and cheat and win.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hehehehe
have you got any pics of your domokun yet? I don't think i've seen any, not that i've sene much of you either lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I was searching the archives
the other day and found a reference to 'mind piss kitten,' which was apparently no hand's original name...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# this was the first mind piss
www.b3ta.com/board/120758
(notice how lumpbucket is often the contributor to these leg ends)
Picked Pizza used no hands in the how we won the war challenge to stand on the cliffs of Dover or wherever - southern England and he had mind piss type things like phil Mithcell had coming out of him to defend Britain from the Enenmy.
This was before nohands was really known to the board acertainly he wasn't known as 'nohands' he was mind piss kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ummm
I do click the links, you know... ;)

*edit - cool background info - I'm not sure why I like knowing this stuff, but I do...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# sorry,
that was my own link from my own personal vault.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I didn't mean the explanation
I liked that.

But before the explanation, it seemed as if you had just reposted the link, which was up just a while before...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# ahh no
that was like showing what life was like before someone thought up 'hello' as the word to say when answering the phone.

It was a competition they ran (a newspaper i think or something) and 'hello' won. You'll know from the Simpsons that 'ahoy hoy' was an early common phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I think it would be a good idea
to make some page with a link to where all of the memes originated, for when you're not around.

But that's just me...

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# of course
at this rate, you just keep posting and I'll do it myself!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# right..
some kind of "glasscock gallery"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yup
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# although, yes I do seem to be the main repository
for determinant board links.
Sargant has been researching a lot recently though so he probably has a faily good grasp.
Once he publishes his research of course I may be able to assist him in a few clarifications ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# it's your modesty
it's showing through again...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# shhh ;)
i thought that post would bring him out of absence. And I was proved right! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Eh?
Quoted :: Fnord
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Glass Cock Day
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What exactly is Glass Cock Day?
(COWFAT, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# NOOO!
It's clearly been through a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ah, fnord. while you're here
do you remember a pic of a whale with graffiti down its side like a subway train? I started one then had the nagging feeling it's been done.

Plus the bloody whale kept on trying to swim off, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# no,
not really. If you have it coming out of a subway tunnel then it may start sounding familiar, quite a lot of stuff has been done to those since Mr. Mantlepies and Mr. Fancyteeth (I always think of them like those 2 bond villans who kept cropping up) did their wonderful underground tunner seaside/waves pictures one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ok, maybe I'll do it tomorrow
thanks

if you can recommend any paint that doesn't wash of a minke whale, do let me know :)

you mean...other people fake the pictures on here?
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Haha!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That is excellent.
Is there another frame where the chick has disarmed the baby? I'd like to see those nappy-clad hoods get what's coming to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i was thinking
of doing them playing russian roulette, but I should go to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)