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# God help us.

EDIT: Now 10% smaller
(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# but some of us aren't head-first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I stepped in some today.
Thankfully it was frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# That's why mums shop at iceland...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# i've been careful
as i don't want to skid on frozen doglogs :(
all this talk of shit makes me feel unclean, i think i'll go and have a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# in other news
my brother had a dream last night, in which he saw a car crash into a bus. passengers were thrown through the top windows of the bus, one of them being me. he said i was lying in the road, dead.
this doesn't disturb me as much as the fact that the dream me was wearing purple socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, archived)
# So which leading MP are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)
# It would appear that Ireland has already sunk...
Biiiiig bad house inspection coming up...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# No, we're not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# BIGGAR FIYUL SYZE

I'm sure Ecletech wont mind me stealing this from the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Point taken. Will compress images for web from now on.
(Edit: in case anyone gets RISsed off or anything, it's a subversion of this stupid poster on the Conservative website.)
(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Yeah, I'd take a look
but you've already used up all my bandwidth :(
I've just got enough left to type a few last wor
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)
# They have a range of baby clothing
and kitchen items 'for the little lady', too.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# "guide us o wise one"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# you think we've got it bad,
what happened to the Republic of Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:21, archived)
# they sank
poor buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)