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# slightly pathetic....


but it's better than the other pun i have stored up....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I knew you would do this! So I made this a while ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# The motherload of spangs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# this also is a silly lorry
am it silly lorry Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# should be wearing a seat-belt for those spangs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Rule 4: Seatbelts
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# rule 4, actually
rule 3 is beware of bathrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Aren't you both breaking Rules 1 and 2?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
# what, cardio and double tap?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# *Does rule 18*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i've always been a fan of rule two
although my natural paranoia makes rule 31 a must.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Well you never know a
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# i've never dared tell my parents
that i have a zombie survival plan, just in case.
they'd have me sectioned :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Isn't Rule 1 something to do with this?:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# getting blown by a tramp?
somehow i don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Isn't that what I said?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# dirty ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)
# :O
Ok maybe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i'll forgive you
but just this once, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# If you're wondering what that feeling is,
it's shame!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# it's not an unfamiliar feeling.
personally, it's almost warming.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)
# i think you may have pissed yourself
it'll cool down quite rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Will in this weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# you're not wrong there
£20 of gas gone on heating in a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Dreading my next bill :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# i'd freeze to death if i had to deal with a quarterly bill
i insisted on a prepayment meter. it's the only way i can manage it, i know what i'm spending and can cut back when i need to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# not half.
we have only just paid off the massive bill from last winter. :(

£210 a month for six months! gah!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# fuck that for a game of soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# aye, but with a premmie baby in the hooose,
you know us new parents, gotta keep the house like an oven 24-7....

plus we have an ancient back boiler. works great, but expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# ah, got to keep the baby warm
expensive things, kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# meh
the absolute absense of any life of your own to spend money on averages it out a bit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
# and you've just reminded me
why i never wanted kids :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# sexual healing?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# This is a silly lorry
discombobulated is a lovely word
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# for some reason
i tend to think of it as meaning "someone who has lost their umbrella"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Always makes me think of John Madden
who used to use it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:44, archived)
# TJ
Anyone know what happened to dr dyslexia?
She was basically on everyday for a number of years.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=29415
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I put that guy on ignore many years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I grew to love the good doctor.
I genuinely miss her posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:47, archived)
# some nights, when the moon is full, she returns, to haunt these lonely boards
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Not often enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# She became the USA's Secretary of State, and is therefore fairly busy at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# BONGO BREAK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# BEAT THEM LIKE AN ERRANT SPOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# If I may...
clintonbongo.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hmph.
'Marvellous' is spelt 'Marvellous', not 'Marvelous'.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# shove it, pedant!
:D

can't be arsed to change it now.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# heheheh
I love a spot of light pedantry, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)