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# Paaah It's a pale imposer!
GggrrrrrrBranston-bloody-pickle-not-realchutneyinfactnotevenanygoodasapicklemumblemumblegrumble....

He wouldn't need to stretch for that stuff if only he had audited properly!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Common sense or science?
YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# preparation is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# It most certainly is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preparation_H
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# you want some chocolate ass cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Not just now, thanks.
I've just had a very nom lunch, and am full.

Grilled Satay Chicken, sticky rice and pickled veg salad!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I had a "Princes" Chicken tIKKA and Rice pot
and am currently eating biscuits
I'll be 14 stone by Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *butterballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# sounds very nice
i shall be having a bit of mixed seafood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *fishy treats*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Serious business >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I have several Kilner jars full of chutney
/made a hefty batch a few weeks ago, ready to give out over Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It makes a great gift
But this year I'm giving out Sloe Gin!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ah, the perils of Sloe Gin
/used to LOVE it, but since having to give up the booze nearly three years ago now, it hardly seems worth making any now :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I've made a batch to take to Germany for the in-laws.
Do they even have chutney in Germany? Oh well, they will soon.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Germany is about to get at least 8% better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)