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# It's out of my head. At last.


File name if necessary.........
(McDingo, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Paaah It's a pale imposer!
GggrrrrrrBranston-bloody-pickle-not-realchutneyinfactnotevenanygoodasapicklemumblemumblegrumble....

He wouldn't need to stretch for that stuff if only he had audited properly!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Common sense or science?
YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# preparation is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# It most certainly is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preparation_H
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# you want some chocolate ass cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Not just now, thanks.
I've just had a very nom lunch, and am full.

Grilled Satay Chicken, sticky rice and pickled veg salad!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I had a "Princes" Chicken tIKKA and Rice pot
and am currently eating biscuits
I'll be 14 stone by Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *butterballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# sounds very nice
i shall be having a bit of mixed seafood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *fishy treats*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Serious business >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I have several Kilner jars full of chutney
/made a hefty batch a few weeks ago, ready to give out over Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It makes a great gift
But this year I'm giving out Sloe Gin!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ah, the perils of Sloe Gin
/used to LOVE it, but since having to give up the booze nearly three years ago now, it hardly seems worth making any now :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I've made a batch to take to Germany for the in-laws.
Do they even have chutney in Germany? Oh well, they will soon.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Germany is about to get at least 8% better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Chutney shelf-flute?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# You just need to remove a vertebrae, take codliver oil capsules and slowly work on it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Stripey wallpaper, silver and black?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Aristotle's inaccessible chutney flute?
I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Massive inappropriate officelols
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Don't stretch for the pickle, or you will be rammed in the bum with a big fuck off instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# What?
Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Has it ever been observed that you are just the most delightfully mad bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Often by my wife
....usually round the time of our wedding anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *Assumes position*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I will need you to sign this form first.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# This is so wonderful
I love you Chutney. Let's marry.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Sorry
I dun that alreay!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's ok, I'm a Canadian Mormon with no sexual hang ups and great cooking skills
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# O_O
*reconsiders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# i love you, you fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# And I mental you back you fucking love!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# WA-HAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# testing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm sure it's safe!
(Testing what?)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Is that the unsafety hat again?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)