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# Makes Mondays really unbearable
(ShiteBiter, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Actually, since about 2 PM
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I love the stuff
Reminds me of Benylin or some other godawful cough medicine i used to have when i was younger. I affiliated that taste with an improvement of wellbeing. Same applies to Jager.

Though one time i had several shots in a bar and there were dead bluebottles in the bottom of each one. I complained at the bar, and he held up the big bottle of jager to the light, and looked horrified D-:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Please say this isn't true.
It's really fucking upset me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# It upset me too
Didnt drink the stuff for about a year after that, but i got back into it again :-)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# When I was a kid I got violently sick on Southern Comfort
and puked on our back stairs. In the morning it had taken the paint off.
I've never drunk it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Wow
Mind you - that was most likely the acid in your sick, not the booze.
One of my mates pissed on his mates car bonnett. Left a permanent, if slight stain.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# that's nothing
drank a bottle and a half of malibu the first night in spain and puked in my still-packed suitcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Haha
Legend!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# You are
my brother, AICM5UKP
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I can just picture the angry gnome-like glass-collector who put them in.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Making vajayjays more squeezable
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Aw man
I had a look to see what a kegelmaster is. It looks REALLY sinister. I can just picture Debra Meaden et al putting it through its paces in the den.
(ShiteBiter, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Kegelmeister bring up pictures of bowling pins
which could work, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Kegelbahn
is a bowling alley in Germany don't you know

(ShiteBiter, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)