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# I like yours better...
... than the original.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# That's cos it has 100% extra dux.
They weren't invented back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I think they did have ducks
but they had feathers and made bath time an interesting affair

This is where the phrase "fuck a duck" comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# For fuck's sake man don't you know your history?
The duck feather was invented well before the duck. In fact the only reason the duck was invented in the first place was to avoid the repeated embarrassment when asked where the duck feathers came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this explains the ancient quilt I sleep under
and why it smells like piss and not duxs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# * mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# They were invented by the Earl of Bath.
*snorty snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# oh gawd
a spang worthy reply
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# In fact the duck feather was invented in the 1500s, by The Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)