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# I dun an art. 'Portrait of a man holding duck'

Based on 'Portrait of a man holding skull' by Frans Hals ( www.russianpaintings.net/articleimg/impressionism_revisited/hals_skull.jpg )
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Gobsmacking stuff.
B3ta may be quieter, but there's still some seriously arse-kicking content.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Thank you kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Credit where it's due, Zumf.
And this is most worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Zumf is too awesome - I'm leaving forever.
Enjoy your quiet website on your own, loser!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# :'(
Don't leave Tssstsattrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Worse flounce EVER
you could at least insult 60% of the board and call us all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BACK OFF, tch0rt, YOU SMELL LIKE WET ROPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :( I don't smell like wet rope
maybe I smell a bit like wet dog, but everyone loves dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Fight! Fight! Fight!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# such win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I like yours better...
... than the original.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# That's cos it has 100% extra dux.
They weren't invented back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I think they did have ducks
but they had feathers and made bath time an interesting affair

This is where the phrase "fuck a duck" comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# For fuck's sake man don't you know your history?
The duck feather was invented well before the duck. In fact the only reason the duck was invented in the first place was to avoid the repeated embarrassment when asked where the duck feathers came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this explains the ancient quilt I sleep under
and why it smells like piss and not duxs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# * mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# They were invented by the Earl of Bath.
*snorty snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# oh gawd
a spang worthy reply
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# In fact the duck feather was invented in the 1500s, by The Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I like his sloping face.
Everyone should have a nose you can ski off of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I bet he can use it to pleasure the wenches!
(god that made my nose itch slightly just thinking about it...)
*edit: b3ta servers still bloody slow for everyone? Double posted that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# He even has a crook in just the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# draw some dinos mu
:)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# He has a point, mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# an epic christmas dino pic!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# He has a very good point, mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Draw a cat, Moo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# He has some points, Moo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# EPIC FTW OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# dear lord
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# When children's stories go bad

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# DUCKPISS!
So that's why the ducklings are yellow. How did it tie the bonnet on with just its wings? HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I guess that happens after a few kids.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# But ducks have ducklings, it is goats that have kids...
* Silly k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# nng
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# oh no!
this is my son's favourite book

well, not THIS one, but you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# dux
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# DUX!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# DA-DA DUX MCGREGOR
kudos on yor dux jape, ja

jaja, is gooude
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
eclectic !
(Zoidaroid, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Only when there's flash photography on TV.
Bit insensitive of you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# That's awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Great stuff
please accept a click!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Oh Monsieur Djinn! Wiz zeez cleeks you are really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I declare this image
pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# that's outstanding work
woo n' everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# this image is most pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# O_O
wow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)