b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » B3ta Christmas Cards » Message 10284637 (Thread)

[challenge entry]

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# will a sod man do?
sod sodding
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Sodomy at Christmas
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Cliff Richard's new single?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:32, archived)
# haha, classy
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:48, archived)
#
wow, interesting pic.
(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Feel free to print it off and give it as a card to friends and family
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# ^ spamming cunt. see links
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I don't see how posting one link to a web site he doesn't own is exactly spamming.
 
sure, maybe it's not quite the kind of funny/interesting links that we'd prefer on the board, but we don't have a board for b3ta/knives.. YET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Look let's just kill him now and ask questions later ok?
You make everything so complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:54, archived)
# He may have of just Totached
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Oh boy, that was so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I'd forgotten about him already.
 
THE MASTER OF ANONYMITY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Having looked at some of his posts, I'm going to say he's a sophisticated bot.
Hey yo skimskim, you a bot, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Wow, it's increasingly rare to stumble across a new word,
but 'thundercunt' is new for me.

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:05, archived)
# But it smells much worse than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:06, archived)
# As do we all.
And my voice is bloody horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I can't take all credit
I think I heard it in a blade film
EDIT : I think it was 'cock-juggling thundercunt' :)
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:07, archived)
# How about chundercunt?
I've never heard that before, but you can claim it if you wish
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I like this
It's all yours though. I'll maybe use it next time I need to defeat a Chav with words ;)
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I would bet that
sometime, somewhere a girl has awakened to find her cunt buried in chunder. Too many drunks attempt sex for that NOT to happen, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Especially if the girl in question has hygiene problems
"Fuck the sink, I'll use this bucket here, oh wait, that's not a buck......"
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Twas in Blade Trinity
And remains to this day my favourite movie insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)