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[challenge entry] 'That's a nasty little Christmas present...'

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
I think trades description need to look into the definition of 'chocolate'.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:42, archived)
# or perhaps they should insist
on something more than the word 'Christmas' after the 'use by' date
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Maybe it's American Chocolate
which just tastes wrong!

Saw some 99% cocoa chocolate in a shop yesterday. Pretty much solid cocoa with something to bind it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:49, archived)
# that sounds yummy
unlike Hersey's.
How can anyone eat chocolate that smells like sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I was given a choccy coin from the USA a few years ago
One of its main ingredients was (hazel)nut fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:52, archived)
# so much this
I brought a bag of Hershey Kisses back from the US for work. They lasted months as opposed to the usual 2 hours max for any other holiday sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Anyone else fobbed off with "carob chocolate" as a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:59, archived)
# yip
it tastes like dog chocolate

haha see: uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060819155242AATvyal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:33, archived)
# they are chocolate 'flavour'
thus bypassing EU law on the % of cocoa solids required to call it chocolate.

what is 18% BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# oh, liking this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
bond's expression is "look at that you stupid old man. just look at it"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Manic
fucking hell. Is it going to be ancient b3tan day?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:16, archived)