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baby teeth creep me the fuck out!

s'been a while how are yawl?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)

Normal teeth are worse.

I currently have a hole in my gum where I can see my own jawbone. I hate being English sometimes, why can't we just go back to ruling the earth?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)

Yeah.

then the hole in your gum could oppress some natives or something.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)

I could hide the bodies in there.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)

gives a whole new meaning to the term body cavity.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)

You've answered your own question really.

As good teeth became more important, so the Empire floundered.
The exact same thing happened to the Romans, when footwear became more important to people, and everyone started laughing at sandals.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)

YEAH!! ROCK ON

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfs1HGk8DEs

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)

Yikes! Looks like he's developed

a serious addiction to tic-tacs.

Oh, and very well thanks. Hope you have a splendid 2011.

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enceladus, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)

It's not got of to a good start but hopefully things will start looking up soon.

I don't want to ever fly with easyjet from glasgow again.

edit: I've just realised that I missed my appointment to give a statement regarding the theft of my bike... PISS!
and of course happy new annus wishes right back atcha.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)

Oh, god. EasyJet...

They run RyanAir a close second for poor service. I always feel like mooing plaintively when I fly with them.

edit: shit! damn those bicycle thieves - my sympathies.

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enceladus, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)

They kindly informed us

that my 33 week pregnant partner wasn't allowed on the flight without certification just as we were boarding.
we then had to get the hospital to fax over confirmation of her suitability and boarded a flight 6 hours later,
thus missing the last train back to guildford and having to pay £74 for a taxi home at 12.30 in the morning with our 20 month old daughter.

Couldn't have told us that when she was frisked extremely thoroughly on the way up there...

Wankers!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:07, archived)

bastards!

You could write a letter and ask for compensation. But they would probably just be bastards about it all over again.

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enceladus, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)

I hate to say it

but anyone (well any woman) in the third trimester has to have a certificate to fly. Her doc should have told her.....

But that doesn't meant that easyjet aren't cunts tho.

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