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# Vote for Question of the Week
Here we go with the usual travesty of democracy. Choose, we ask, between these three suggestions:

Vengeance
My Dad says that in frustration at being telephoned by a fax machine at 2 o'clock every morning, he made his PC send a blank 200 page document, blank except for the last page, which read 'Paper feed fault'. I don't know if he really did, but I like the idea. (finnbar has)

I'm glad nobody saw me
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? (sandettie light vessel automatic)

Mini Cabs from Hell
There must have been many eventful bookings since this was on QOTW in May 2004, so I think it's time for a re-run. (Terry Oblong)

Question of the Week
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Vote closes around 12.30.

And if you're some kind of 'There's no picture in this thread' Nazi, here's Roger Federer doneing a guff, seconds before the now infamous Australian Open 'Brown Laser' Incident:

(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# /board
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Better out than in, I guess.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# TOAP
does anyone on /board really care about what happens on qotw?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# yes, yes they do
/or at the very least, are interested in this week's topic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Well that answers that one :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I'm retrospectively interested in qotw
I tend to find that if I read it during the week, I spend a long time reading, then by the time I give up, I realise how much shite I've just read. I like reading it through the newsletter though. Makes me feel like my time has been wasted in a better fashion.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# It's where the Orange Booker judges get the long list
for the greatest works of fiction.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I didn't realise Roger was a bit of a mong.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Fraser - this might be an idea, you know...
Roger looks rather happy about the guff there.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# CELEBRITY SHART COMPETITION NOW ONLINE
Find pics of celebs looking like they have blurred the lines between shiteing and farting. Add text next to their arse.

...

Profit.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# That's not just any old TOAP you know
See how the text fades in line with the gas content
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# it's a valid picture, I think there is competition potential there
certainly has a longer shelf-life than some compos we've had.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I know what happened at T in the park
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I'm fully clicking this!


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FULLY!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I might be doing this wrong
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)