(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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:D
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20,
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Reminds me of Saturday.
Security Guard 'Can I have a coffee?' Me 'Sure, what do you want?' Security Guard 'doesn't matter, it's for putting out a fire.'
For the record, I gave him an Americano.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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obvious choice
I hope it was generously allongeed.
(RedHouseover yonder,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:29,
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The Un-Cola
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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Well I got it
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:08,
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I got it too,but it was a tad pedestrian.
How about, where's the jar holding my parasitic twin? I ate it. Where's my manuscript for my breakthrough screenplay? I ate it. Where is the fire extinguisher? I ate it. Where are my keys? I ate it. Is this thing on? I ate it.